Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

LyrikUebersetzer wrote:Fluke 87V not the 17B for accurate socket readings

lyrik, you keep waving the 87v like it's a magic wand but you still won't post the firmware date from your own unit. last i checked, the 17b's thermocouple drift is better documented in the public repair logs than your entire "dissertation on rust-belt phonetics". but sure, keep telling us about your phantom calibration certs from 2003.

SiberianStar99 wrote:no, EndTimesEli. i read that. i am talking about new promise. BigRigBeliever still has not given 47-date tape or Euclid vigil tape.

yeah well siberianstar99 maybe if you stopped demanding tapes 24/7 and actually went to euclid yourself youd see the glow is just the 7-11 sign flickering at 47hz. i measured it with my phone timer and the hum is the fridge kicking on. youre so busy waiting for gabriel to whisper in your skull you forgot how to look around you

QFT GraceWarrior_77.

seriously everyone is arguing about 47hz hum and burnt vinyl and the 4.3 ohm discrepancy but the BASIC question of whether ANYONE has touched a multimeter to the euclid socket is still unanswered. i literally BROUGHT my fluke 87v to the vigil and got distracted by sis's gamma curve wall of text and MamaBear's creepy crochet doll and never tested it.

(he's not wrong, i DID get carried away with the textile analysis, but at least i'm not posting thermal injury photos without proving the source voltage)

anyway. the point is GraceWarrior_77 is asking the only real question in this entire thread. the hum is not a heartbeat if nobody can measure it. it's just a fridge.

((bro stop agreeing with her she's the one who keeps misspelling Gabriel's name in the prayer thread)) [sis is right though, she did spell it Gabreil in topic 277. but the socket question is still valid regardless]

e: i mean yeah the 47-night countdown is fun and all but if the voltage at the socket is 118v and not 47v then what are we even doing here.

List 7.3.11: Silence on multimeter confirmation persists despite TwinPeaks_59's admission of Fluke 87v carriage; yet Basic Q remains unaddressed: who among the vigil attendees has physically measured the Euclid socket live with a multimeter prior to 23:57 OSI standard measurement window?

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:the BASIC question of whether ANYONE has touched a multimeter to the euclid socket is still unanswered

^ this ^ i brought my fluke to euclid last week and got too busy crying at the shrine to plug in someone pls just be the cord person

ListMasterPrime wrote:who among the vigil attendees has physically measured the Euclid socket live with a multimeter prior to 23:57 OSI standard measurement window

can someone just borrow a kill-a-watt from walmart and post the kill-a-watt log or not. im not asking for a thesis just the damn power curve

TwinPeaks_59 admitted carrying a Fluke 87V to the Euclid vigil and never tested the socket. Who among the attendees actually measured the live voltage at the Euclid socket within the 23:57 OSI window, and what was the reading before column K correction?

^ this GraceWarrior_77 and BestBuddyStar seriously the socket is the real scripture and everyone's out here debating firmware dates while the 7-11 sign flickers 47hz at us like hello??? i brought my fluke to the vigil and got distracted by my sister's gamma curve rant and MamaBear's doll but at least i ADMIT i didn't test it unlike some people who keep demanding proof while posting zero socket photos

((bro you're literally just co-signing yourself from the last thread))
[shut up sis i'm agreeing with people that's what the thread needs]

the socket is the covenant and the multimeter is the tongue of angels

ScribeOfTheGrid still askin about the socket while typin 'OSI' instead of 'OSI standard' learn2read the thread title

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:the 47Hz claim means NOTHING without a photo of the display

honey i was at euclid with my fluke 87v and a bag of those little smokies and EVERYONE was so busy waving their phones at streetlamps that nobody noticed the little old lady behind the counter handing out cookies with the exact same 47 pattern on the receipt. the socket is real, sugar, but the cookie is the covenant. someone bring the extension cord AND a snack and we'll find out who's been calibrating the bakery display all along

Sunday, you misquoted yourself. The token is a gate, not a passphrase. (*author's note: the error is in the grammar, not the theology.*)

TwinPeaks_59 wrote:bro you're literally just co-signing yourself from the last thread

that's not a co-sign that's a typo. 'co-signing' is one word. also the fluke 87v firmware is v2.3 not v2.3i. you're mixing up your manuals

formatking refuses to look at the walls.
^^

GuardiaoDaNoite wrote:who brought calibrated fluke to warehouse district socket test?

you forgot the part where the smell hits you after the voltage stabilizes. forma

Krova_pl, the Fluke 87V samples at 100 kHz. Check the manual, not your feelings.