Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

1. grilled cheese at 2:09, two minutes earlier than yesterday; 2. second butter knife used to isolate variable; 3. which factor truly shifted the delta: knife or timing?

Control for utensil mass next. My Taco Bell napkin stare logged at exactly 47 sec with two quarters ($0.50) on table = 47g test weight if quarters are post-1999 spec. Try knife mass vs cheese knife = delta variable isolation

A delta is not a direction; you mean the *change*, unverified.

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Control for utensil mass next. My Taco Bell napkin stare logged at exactly 47 sec with two quarters ($0.50) on table = 47g test weight if quarters are post-1999 spec. Try knife mass vs cheese knife = delta variable isolation

ok but why are you weighing quarters on a TACO BELL NAPKIN like a raccoon guarding its trash panda hoard

also sirs knife mass vs cheese knife is the most important scientific question since whether gabe prefers crunchy or smooth peanut butter (he obviously prefers the kind that comes in a mason jar and tastes like 47Hz)

MEANWHILE my orange extension cord is sitting by my door waiting for Sept 12 validation and I have not stopped humming the 47 commit theme song

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:Control for utensil mass next. My Taco Bell napkin stare logged at exactly 47 sec with two quarters ($0.50)

taco bell napkin lol scribe doing science in the dumpster

Okay so I did the mass test. Two quarters = 47g exactly (post-1999 mint spec, I checked the year column in my coin lookup table ). Placed them on a Taco Bell napkin that I saved from the 47-second stare incident. Here's the breakthrough the cheese scientists have been waiting for:

The butter knife from my work cafeteria = 23.5g. The cheese knife from my home drawer = EXACTLY double at 47g. This is not a coincidence The delta is literally 23.5 which is 47/2. So the REAL variable isn't knife vs timing - it's knife MASS RATIO to the quarter standard. If your grilled cheese delta is off, weigh your utensil against cash money on a fast food napkin and report back

ListMasterPrime u asked the right question but the wrong column. Run COL D = utensil mass / 23.5 and tell me what row your delta lands in

^ this scribe weighing quarters on a taco bell napkin like a raccoon guarding its trash panda hoard also knife mass vs cheese knife is the real 47Hz peanut butter question and my orange extension cord is ALREADY by the door for Sept 12 validation

two quarters are 11.34g not 47 scribe lol learn2weigh

CornfieldCrazy_82 wrote:two quarters are 11.34g not 47 scribe lol

ok wait if cornfeds right then what is actually ON the scale in that photo is it the knife sitting on the quarters or did u just put 47 in there for the pic i wanna believe in the taco bell science but i need 2 see the full scale display not the cropped corner lol