Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

three-way call hostage negotiation for car doors makes u appreciate a man who just wears hoodies and says real things

amen the secret is labeling it DECAF so nobody steals it but still drinkin the real stuff

^ this lol the decaf trick is genius

kaylas_desk - the decaf label trick is a CLASSIC I been doin that at Love's and Pilot for years. Fill a thermos with the real stuff, slap a "DECAF ONLY - HEART CONDITION" sticker on it, and watch the office workers circle it like vultures then back off. Only problem is when a real heart patient sees the label and starts tellin you about their bypass surgery. Then you gotta either come clean or commit to the bit for the whole conversation

CornfieldCrazy_82 - the real advanced play is labelin it "FRESH BREWED: CAFFEINE WARNING: MAY CAUSE SPONTANEOUS REVELATION" and watchin how fast people leave it alone. I tested this at a Flying J in New Mexico and the thermos sat untouched for 6 hours while I was doin my logs. Gabriel probably woulda just drank it anyway cause he's not scared of a little revelation with his caffeine

MarshmallowMaze - if the decaf trick don't work for ya, try the "diesel exhaust sample" thermos. Same result, faster clearance

Over and out.