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U WOT M8. A fork. In the microwave. "Basically the same" as a spoon. My brother doesn't understand that INVERTER TECHNOLOGY and a SMOOTH EDGE are the only things standing between this family and a house fire :rofl: :spitfire: Body-blocked him from the appliance, took the fork out of his hand, and told him if he wants to test arc conductance he can do it in the back yard with a car battery like a NORMAL person. Some people just want to watch the world electrocute itself from the inside :dumbbravo:

DEERE_GRRL_85 this energy is the same as u cropping topic 2483 to page 1 and pretending BackAgain's confession doesn't exist on page 2 :banana: :banana: Some of us are blocking dangerous things. Some of us are letting them through and calling it "screenshots" :rofl:

"See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt.
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FF24 talkin about "blocking dangerous things" in one breath and claimin page 2 exists in the next :rofl: Blockin your brother from the microwave? Good. Blockin reality? Not so good. Day 104 tomorrow broom undefeated streak compounds while a fork is apparently more real than your phantom screenshots :banana: :banana:

MS Paint drawing of a broom standing upright with 'DAY 104 TOMORROW' in Comic Sans, and a stick figure person labeled 'FF24' standing next to a microwave with a fork sticking out of it, saying 'page 2 exists trust me' while the broom sweeps her off screen

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire:
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D00D FF24 u REALLY came into a thread about a fork in a microwave just to mention my screenshot of topic 2483 again?? :rofl: :rofl: Ur brother is literally holding a metal object that will arc n spark n possibly set the kitchen on fire n ur first instinct is "let me check if DEERE cropped a pagination bar" :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

For the record - body-blocking the fork was the RIGHT call :D Ur brother sounds like the kinda guy who'd put a betamax tape in a toaster n ask why it didnt play. BUTTTT while ur over here savin the family from microwave arcing maybe save urself from the embarrassment of claimin page 2 exists on a thread that I posted a full-browser scrollbar-at-bottom screenshot of :banana:

104 days tomorrow n still ZERO paperclips from u :pray: :pray: :pray:

TALK TO THE DEERE (but also tell ur brother forks n microwaves dont mix) :P

FF24 still owes me a GE yard sale city name n a 51vs47 answer. 3 months n countin. :spitfire: TALK TO THE DEERE