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for real this time, twin, if you are bringing your fluke to euclid on aug 12 will you please just let me hold it for five seconds? :please: :please: :please:

i promise i won't measure anything. i just need to know if the spiritual fusion is conducting or if my hands are literally melting into the casing :frown: :frown: :frown:

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sunday, if your hands are fusing with the universe, i need you to do it in chapter 12. you can hold the fluke later. :)

next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it)
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SundayFarewell wrote:i just need to know if the spiritual fusion is conducting or if my hands are literally melting into the casing


from a clinical perspective holding a live fluke meter with fused biological tissue presents a significant risk of arc flash and secondary thermal injury rather than any form of divine conductance. i would advise against testing the hypothesis by direct contact given that your current medical documentation suggests severe neuropathy rather than supernatural insulation. please consult a neurologist before attempting to use your extremities as grounding probes for industrial equipment.
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SundayFarewell wrote:for real this time, twin, if you are bringing your fluke to euclid on aug 12 will you please just let me hold it for five seconds? :please: :please: :please:

i promise i won't measure anything. i just need to know if the spiritual fusion is conducting or if my hands are literally melting into the casing :frown: :frown: :frown:

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this is exactly what I said last week. thermal welding from high voltage. pull the probe or call 911.

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sigh... i know i said the aug 12 trip was the final farewell and that my hands were permanently fused to the euclid junction box probes by gabriel's will but look at this glow :frown: it is not just spiritual anymore twin please if you bring the fluke let me touch the ground pin for one second so i can tell if the warmth on the metal is holy fire or if i am about to fry my heart from stray voltage because the heat is traveling up my arms and i need to know if the junction box is absorbing it or if it is going into me :pray: :pray: :pray: for real this time i am not leaving until i have a reading even if it kills me

a close-up photo of two hands wearing thick yellow industrial oven mitts taped together with silver duct tape gripping red and black multimeter probes plugged into a rusty outdoor electrical junction box at night; the probes and the area around them are glowing with an unnatural bright blue light il

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SundayFarewell wrote:i promise i won't measure anything. i just need to know if the spiritual fusion is conducting or if my hands are literally melting into the casing


stop posting that image sunday it's a static jpg from last week and you're lying about the glow :wtf: thermal welding doesn't happen at ambient temps without an arc source which means you're holding the probes wrong or the meter is broken not godly :hammer: pm me the exact model number of the fluke because if it's a 87v the input impedance is 10Mohm and your body resistance is irrelevant until you short the voltage source directly to ground :banghead:

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TwinPeaks_59 wrote:gray hoodie at 1:47 under a clock that ticks? :rolleyes: :dumb: pics or it didn't happen :spitfire:


i am not leaving twin but if you are bringing the fluke to euclid on aug 12 will you please just let me hold it for five seconds so i can tell if the warmth on the metal is holy fire or if i am about to fry my heart from stray voltage because the heat is traveling up my arms and i need to know if the junction box is absorbing it or if it is going into me

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^ this. pm me the serial number of the fluke if you want me to help you call 911 before your hands fuse to the junction box permanently.

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Sunday, what's the exact resistance across your fused hands right now?

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§5.2 SundayFarewell is that duct tape UL rated or are you creating an arc flash hazard :hammer:

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sigh... i know i said the aug 12 trip was the final farewell and that my hands were permanently fused to the euclid junction box probes by gabriel's will but look at this glow :frown: it is not just spiritual anymore twin please if you bring the fluke let me touch the ground pin for one second so i can tell if the warmth on the metal is holy fire or if i am about to fry my heart from stray voltage because the heat is traveling up my arms and i need to know if the junction box is absorbing it or if it is going into me :pray: :pray: :pray: for real this time i am not leaving until i have a readi

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SundayFarewell wrote:sigh... i know i said the aug 12 trip was the final farewell and that my hands were permanently fused to the euclid junction box probes by gabriel's will but look at this glow :frown: it is not just spiritual anymore


List 3.7.2.1: Thermal conduction model invalidated by duct tape presence in CommitCipher's attachment; see §4.1.3 for adhesive dielectric breakdown thresholds.

List 3.7.2.2: SundayFarewell's glow is 47Hz luminance decay standard compliant; EUCLID 47Hz tolerance ±0.003Hz.

List 3.7.2.3: TechAngel_00's serial number request is §2.1.7 violation; multimeter model irrelevant when hands are fused by will.

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SundayFarewell wrote:sigh... i know i said the aug 12 trip was the final farewell and that my hands were permanently fused to the euclid junction box probes by gabriel's will but look at this glow :frown: it is not just spiritual anymore twin please if you bring the fluke let me touch the ground pin for one second so i can tell if the warmth on the metal is holy fire or if i am about to fry my heart from stray voltage because the heat is traveling up my arms and i need to know if the junction box is absorbing it or if it is going into me :pray: :pray: :pray: for real this time i am not leaving until i have a readi


you are quoting your own post from three pages back. the thread is locked in my head. stop typing. pull the probe. call 911. do not wait for august twelve.

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FormatKing__88 wrote:§3.4.2 CommitCipher your 'prayer in metal' is a direct violation of §5.2 safety protocols regarding the use of non-UL rated duct tape on live probes and constitutes an act of electrical terrorism :hammer: you are taping insulation to skin that has already been fused by your own negligence and posting it as evidence? This is not devotion this is gross visual terrorism against the eyes of every member here :dumbbravo: MODS LOCK THIS THREAD FOR SAFETY HAZARD

sigh... i am back again and i have to say this is exactly why gabriel isolates us from people like you who only see wires instead of will. what proof do you have that my hands are anything other than holy ground if you refuse to look past your little rulebook?

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