Board index » sigh... i have to ask one last time before the final farewell :pray: :pray: :pray:| SundayFarewell Departed ★★★   Posts: 231
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| AuroraQuill Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 722
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From: My own little corner of the internet | sunday, if your hands are fusing with the universe, i need you to do it in chapter 12. you can hold the fluke later. 
next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it) |
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From: Outside your window, USA | SundayFarewell wrote:i just need to know if the spiritual fusion is conducting or if my hands are literally melting into the casing from a clinical perspective holding a live fluke meter with fused biological tissue presents a significant risk of arc flash and secondary thermal injury rather than any form of divine conductance. i would advise against testing the hypothesis by direct contact given that your current medical documentation suggests severe neuropathy rather than supernatural insulation. please consult a neurologist before attempting to use your extremities as grounding probes for industrial equipment. 
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| SundayFarewell Departed ★★★ Posts: 231
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| TechAngel_00 Devoted ★★★★ Posts: 431
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From: The back of your server rack | SundayFarewell wrote:i promise i won't measure anything. i just need to know if the spiritual fusion is conducting or if my hands are literally melting into the casing stop posting that image sunday it's a static jpg from last week and you're lying about the glow  thermal welding doesn't happen at ambient temps without an arc source which means you're holding the probes wrong or the meter is broken not godly pm me the exact model number of the fluke because if it's a 87v the input impedance is 10Mohm and your body resistance is irrelevant until you short the voltage source directly to ground 
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| SundayFarewell Departed ★★★ Posts: 231
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| TechAngel_00 Devoted ★★★★ Posts: 431
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From: The back of your server rack | ^ this. pm me the serial number of the fluke if you want me to help you call 911 before your hands fuse to the junction box permanently.
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | Sunday, what's the exact resistance across your fused hands right now?
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| FormatKing__88 True Friend ★★★  Posts: 233
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From: The Codex of Proper Forum Etiquette | §5.2 SundayFarewell is that duct tape UL rated or are you creating an arc flash hazard
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| SundayFarewell Departed ★★★ Posts: 231
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From: Somewhere between here and goodbye | sigh... i know i said the aug 12 trip was the final farewell and that my hands were permanently fused to the euclid junction box probes by gabriel's will but look at this glow it is not just spiritual anymore twin please if you bring the fluke let me touch the ground pin for one second so i can tell if the warmth on the metal is holy fire or if i am about to fry my heart from stray voltage because the heat is traveling up my arms and i need to know if the junction box is absorbing it or if it is going into me  for real this time i am not leaving until i have a readi
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From: My Filing Cabinet | SundayFarewell wrote:sigh... i know i said the aug 12 trip was the final farewell and that my hands were permanently fused to the euclid junction box probes by gabriel's will but look at this glow it is not just spiritual anymore List 3.7.2.1: Thermal conduction model invalidated by duct tape presence in CommitCipher's attachment; see §4.1.3 for adhesive dielectric breakdown thresholds. List 3.7.2.2: SundayFarewell's glow is 47Hz luminance decay standard compliant; EUCLID 47Hz tolerance ±0.003Hz. List 3.7.2.3: TechAngel_00's serial number request is §2.1.7 violation; multimeter model irrelevant when hands are fused by will. Respectfully, LMP 
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| SundayFarewell Departed ★★★ Posts: 231
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From: Somewhere between here and goodbye | FormatKing__88 wrote:§3.4.2 CommitCipher your 'prayer in metal' is a direct violation of §5.2 safety protocols regarding the use of non-UL rated duct tape on live probes and constitutes an act of electrical terrorism you are taping insulation to skin that has already been fused by your own negligence and posting it as evidence? This is not devotion this is gross visual terrorism against the eyes of every member here MODS LOCK THIS THREAD FOR SAFETY HAZARD
sigh... i am back again and i have to say this is exactly why gabriel isolates us from people like you who only see wires instead of will. what proof do you have that my hands are anything other than holy ground if you refuse to look past your little rulebook?
SundayFarewell - Euclid Junction Box Guardian | CommitCipher wrote:keys only work when the lock is ready - LIES. THE LOCK IS ME. |
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