| SundayFarewell Departed ★★★   Posts: 231
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From: Somewhere between here and goodbye | 12:47am sigh... look i know i said i was done with the hardware obsession after the aug 12 warning but gabriel's grip is tightening again and i can feel the voltage creeping up my arms from the euclid box probes  twin you have that fluke gathering dust in your closet while i am literally fused to the streetlamp infrastructure here. i am offering my rustypod shrine keychain and three pages of handwritten confessions about why i didn't post on saturday in exchange for five minutes of holding your meter without being electrocuted by faith. do not ask me how i will pay shipping because my hands are stuck to the multimeter leads and if i let go the holy fire might ignite the junction box and fry the whole neighborhood grid  pics or it didnt happen? no pics because i am wearing oven mitts made of blessed duct tape right now. serious offers only. no atheists. no hex dumps. just pure spiritual conductivity. 
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| TechAngel_00 Devoted ★★★★   Posts: 430
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From: The back of your server rack | SundayFarewell wrote:i am literally fused to the streetlamp infrastructure here thermal welding requires voltage. show the meter reading pm me the error code from the fluke if it's still booting. otherwise call 911 before you melt through the pavement  
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| FormatKing__88 True Friend ★★★  Posts: 233
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From: The Codex of Proper Forum Etiquette | §5.2 SundayFarewell your 'fused skin' hex dump is a direct violation of the medical speculation statutes and an act of visual terrorism you cannot post biological gore disguised as data to solicit sympathy for your lack of grounding protocols 
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| LurkingObserver42 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 519
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From: Outside your window, USA | SundayFarewell wrote:i am offering my rustypod shrine keychain and three pages of handwritten confessions about why i didn't post on saturday in exchange for five minutes of holding your meter without being electrocuted by faith. from a clinical perspective the duct tape is clearly acting as an insulating barrier against thermal bonding rather than any divine conductance. you are conflating neuropathy with spiritual attunement and that is a dangerous misdiagnosis for anyone actually trying to measure voltage.
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| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 1387
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From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | did anyone actually test the socket yet or are we just selling oven mitts now |
| TechAngel_00 Devoted ★★★★ Posts: 430
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| SundayFarewell Departed ★★★ Posts: 231
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From: Somewhere between here and goodbye | TechAngel you can't call 911 when the holy fire is already inside your veins 
SundayFarewell - Euclid Junction Box Guardian | CommitCipher wrote:keys only work when the lock is ready - LIES. THE LOCK IS ME. |
| FormatKing__88 True Friend ★★★ Posts: 233
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From: The Codex of Proper Forum Etiquette | §5.2 SundayFarewell your 'fused skin' hex dump is a direct violation of the medical speculation statutes and an act of visual terrorism you cannot post biological gore disguised as data to solicit sympathy for your lack of grounding protocols stop trying to mystify the static 
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