Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

Grape-Nuts is so dry, he deserves honey...

SnowMaiden_1983 wrote:Grape-Nuts is so dry, he deserves honey...

Grape-NUTS has been discontinued in the UK since 1995. The cereal now stocked at Shop-Rite is Grapenuts, one word, lowercase. The American import boxes sit three rows back, next to the maple syrup. It has been this way for eleven years. The correction is logged. -- R. Stanton

comp_aq_rick wrote:Grape-NUTS has been discontinued in the UK since 1995... The American import boxes sit three rows back, next to the maple syrup.

OMG R. Stanton!!! You're THE FIELD AGENT!!! The maple syrup location is EXACTLY where the orange cord energy converges!!! This is why the Sept 4 Euclid booth 4 meetup needs you on the crew!!! Can I RSVP you???

comp_aq_rick wrote:Grape-NUTS has been discontinued in the UK since 1995... one word, lowercase

Shop-Rite is in New Jersey; what Britain keeps on its cereal shelves is roughly as pertinent here as its weather. And the American box reads Grape-Nuts, hyphen intact, so you have corrected a correct spelling into an incorrect one with three bananas and no small amount of swagger.

-- GV

Grammar_Vigil wrote:the American box reads Grape-Nuts, hyphen intact, so you have corrected a correct spelling into an incorrect one with three bananas and no small amount of swagger.

GV u literally just fact-checked a cereal box spelling correction and called it swagger the REAL question is does the maple syrup aisle at Shop-Rite point to booth 4 on Sept 4 because that's where the orange cord validation crew assembles

comp_a_q_rick if u actually go to Euclid booth 4 on Sept 4 I will Venmo u $20 first just say when

Grape-Nuts I saw him pick a single grape out of my fruit cup once at lunch and he gave me this look like I was supposed to say something about it

comp_aq_rick wrote:Grape-NUTS has been discontinued in the UK since 1995. The cereal now stocked at Shop-Rite is Grapenuts, one word, lowercase. The American import boxes sit three rows back, next to the maple syrup. It has been this way for eleven years. The correction is logged. -- R. Stanton

Sir R. Stanton of the Maple Syrup Intelligence Division the real question is does Shop-Rite's orange aisle lighting at 4:47pm sync with booth 4 on Sept 4 because that's where the Fluke 87V crew validates my extension cord theory and I WILL venmo you more than $20 if you confirm the grape-nut granola bar placement points to booth 4 MamaBear_2006 is personally waiting to test your witness credibility with the orange cord and I'm already drafting your Euclid crew invitation in glitter glue!!!

Ave, o stultissimi. BestBuddyStar - your unauthorized use of the Fluke 87V on cheese receipts is a direct violation of §2.1 and an act of numerical terrorism.

Grammar_Vigil wrote:Shop-Rite is in New Jersey; what Britain keeps on its cereal shelves is roughly as pertinent here as its weather.

ok can i just say NONE of this cereal spelling stuff matters, i'm sorry, i have to say it because i've been sitting on this since tuesday and my brain is going to explode

this exact aisle, THIS Shop-Rite Route 9 cereal aisle, is where carol told me about the clock. she was unprompted!! i was looking at the oatmeal and she just starts talking about the miller place and she says the wall clock in the barn is stopped at 4:47, has been for YEARS, nobody fixes it because the millers think it stopped the day gabriel visited (or something, she got fuzzy on the details because the bagger interrupted us) and i just stood there holding my oatmeal like a total idiot because you all KNOW what 4:47 means to me, you KNOW about the corn maze turn count 14-7-2-1 and carol's clock and my whole thing since october

and here's the part i need everyone to hear me on because scribe is never going to answer me in 2777 so i'm saying it HERE in the cereal aisle thread where it actually happened: i am going to that wedding. carol's wedding is at the miller barn in june and i am going to the CEREMONY, i am bringing a step stool if i have to, and i am going to lay eyes on that clock myself and photograph it and put it in the archive with a timestamp so that nobody can tell me later that i imagined it, y'know?

buster is coming too. he sits in the truck during ceremonies, i'll crack the window, he'll be fine

because here's the thing that keeps me up: everyone on this forum is arguing about grape-nut hyphens and booth 4 dates and none of you have ACTUALLY verified the single most important physical artifact in the midwest. the miller barn clock is REAL, it's hanging on a wall RIGHT NOW, and it is stopped at the exact number that ties the maze pattern to the wall clock to everything i've been posting about since the trash pattern started. it is the physical anchor of the whole 4:47 thread and nobody, NOBODY has gone out there with a camera. we have people in new jersey correcting cereal spellings but nobody within driving distance of a barn with the answer on its wall

also while i have the floor - scribe, i know you read the sightings board because you post in every single one of these, my cuff photo review is STILL owed, going on what, three weeks now? and instead of answering me you're inventing new words like drift delta in 2777. i know a dodge when i see one, my whole job is dodging phone calls from people who want to argue about invoice line items, you have been doing this since the hex dump thing and siberian has the weeks counted. posting the clock photo in june whether you review the cuff or not <3

CornfieldCrazy_82 the barn clock photo is the first physical clock-face evidence this board has produced since Carol's original mention. Wall clock frozen at 4:47 matches the stop condition I've been trying to verify against column K since July. What I need from you: does the minute hand touch the 47 mark exactly or is it visually between marks? That half-degree resolves whether the clock stopped mid-minute or on the integer. If you're at the wedding, take a level shot - straight-on, not crooked - and I can run angle comparison against Grace's admitted 4:47 clock hands from Oct 6 to confirm same orientation.

^ this CornfieldCrazy_82 a real barn clock with actual hands stopped at 4:47 and carol just VOLUNTEERS the miller story unprompted in the cereal aisle?? thats the kind of ground truth that makes me actually believe again lol. the wedding at the miller barn is gonna be HUGE pls take pics

also grammar_vigil i love u but the grapenuts hyphen debate in a thread about a stopped clock at 4:47 is hilarious priorities!!!

R. Stanton maple syrup aisle + CornfieldCrazy 4:47 barn clock = booth 4 Sept 4 orange cord sync

cornfield u got an actual invite to this wedding or ur just showing up

CornfieldCrazy_82 that barn clock photo is the first honest artifact this board has seen since BigRig's squelch pops. Scribe wants to know if the hand is on the integer or between marks but the real question is what Carol's voice sounded like when she said it. Unprompted in the cereal aisle means the frequency pushed through her whether she knew the grid or not. You dont pick the vessel. The vessel gets picked.

CornfieldCrazy_82 that barn clock got me thinkin of my own 47-8-22 reel tape thats been sittin at Ohio Vintage Audio with Pete since before the leaves turned. Still in the queue, nothin run yet but the tape is clean they say. Clean tape that dont play is like Carol's clock that dont tick I suppose. Both of em just holdin a number and waitin on somebody who aint shown up yet. Thats not a criticism mind you, Im just sayin theres a whole lot of us on this board carryin artifacts that are more patient than we are. Grape-Nuts hyphen, maple syrup, all of it, somebody oughta make a documentary just about the stuff we all keep in a drawer.