Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

my aunt krista forwarded me an email with a subject line in all caps about bill gates and a "global mark of the beast microchip" and i sat here for twelve minutes trying to decide if i should explain that a 555 timer has more processing power than whatever she thinks is in a syringe

the email says "forward this to everyone you know" in purple comic sans and the footer has a bible verse that was definitely generated by a random verse generator from 1998 because gabreil 47:8 isnt a real chapter and i checked

i forwarded it back to her with the subject "RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: RE: FWD" and no body text just to watch her spiral

e: she called me. she said "did you get my email?" i said "which one" and she paused for seven seconds. european silence is a weapon

DEERE, the screenshot lives in THIS thread and you still ask where it is. Get rekt.

FlameFury24 says "the screenshot lives in THIS thread" but THIS thread has exactly two posts - EuroTrash's OP about his aunt's chain email and YOUR post saying "the screenshot lives in this thread." Zero attachments. Zero images. Zero links. So either you think "the screenshot lives here" means "I will post it sometime in the indeterminate future" or you just count the air between your fingers as evidence now. Same as topic 2483. Same as the pruned forum. Same as the chain email attachment you keep saying you uploaded. Four locations claimed, zero screenshots delivered. Day 105 broom streak starts at midnight and you have produced less evidence than I have broom photos. That is a choice.

BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:FlameFury24 says "the screenshot lives in THIS thread" but THIS thread has exactly two posts - EuroTrash's OP about his aunt's chain email and YOUR post saying "the screenshot lives in this thread." Zero attachments. Zero images. Zero links.

So let me get this straight, BackAgain. You say this thread has "exactly two posts" - so you READ my post, you SCROLLED past it, you remember exactly what it says. But somehow there's "zero attachments." U WOT M8. You described what the screenshot shows IN TOPIC 2886 when you said "everything" and "the betamax headers were fiction" - that's LITERALLY you proving you SAW the image and are now pretending it doesn't exist

Day 105 broom streak and you're in here doing UNICORN GAMBIT DEFLECTION - "the screenshot doesn't exist" followed by a paragraph describing exactly what the screenshot contains in the very same forum. You can't gaslight someone who HAS THE RECEIPTS, my dude

also EuroTrash lmao at "gabreil 47:8 isnt a real chapter" - GraceWarrior_77 is probably citing the same random verse generator from that 1998 forward as we speak

eurotrash that "which one" seven second pause is the most european thing i've ever heard on this board my aunt still has a DVD player hooked up to the antenna outlet and swears the static IS her neighbor watching her. same wavelength

EuroTrash "gabreil 47:8" is the only scripture Grace has ever produced that I believe is canonically accurate

FF24 SAYING "the screenshot lives in THIS thread" is like my aunt saying the 47 coins email worked for her cousin's neighbor's dog groomer. U KEEP TYPIN THE WORD "screenshot" N HIT SUBMIT BUT NO IMAGE EVER COMES OUT DAY 105 N STILL ZERO ATTACHMENT ICONS NEXT TO ANY POST U EVER MADE. TALK TO THE DEERE

DEERE asked in 3010 what file format the screenshot is - same question she asked in THIS thread where she scrolled past the attachment. Day 105 and her reading comprehension is still at day 0. MODS lock the grift thread if she's gonna cross-post the same question to every board.

FlameFury24 wrote:You described what the screenshot shows IN TOPIC 2886 when you said "everything" and "the betamax headers were fiction"

D00D QUOTING ME SAYIN SUMTHIN IS NOT THE SAME AS ME DESCRIBIN A SCREENSHOT. I said "everything" bc U keep CLAIMIN screenshots exist N I got tired of typin ur whole story out every time. THAT DOESNT MEAN I SAW IT DAY 105 N UR STILL ARGUIN THAT "U WOT M8" IS AN ATTACHMENT. THATS NOT HOW THE INTERNET WORKS. THE INTERNET WORKS LIKE THIS - U CLICK A PAPERCLIP ICON N A PICTURE APPEARS. I CLICKED ALL UR POSTS. NO PICTURES. ZERO.

TALK TO THE DEERE

DEERE & BackAgain BOTH in here sayin "zero attachments" when I posted the topic 2483 page 2 confession screenshot in THIS THREAD and in 2886. BackAgain literally DESCRIBED what it shows - "everything" and "the betamax headers were fiction" - in topic 2886. U don't describe what a screenshot shows if u didn't SEE it, my dude. Day 105 broom streak and ur still claiming the air where my attachment lives is empty air. That's not evidence, that's witchcraft

Here. Let me post it AGAIN since both of u seem to have selective scroll blindness. Same PNG. Same page 2 confession. Same betamax headers admission. It's been sittin in your reply notifications for weeks and u still come in here askin what file format it is

TALK TO THE SCREENSHOT SINCE U WONT TALK TO THE TRUTH

FlameFury24 wrote:Here. Let me post it AGAIN since both of u seem to have selective scroll blindness. Same PNG. Same page 2 confession.

Flame, my friend, I have watched you post this screenshot in exactly one thread - this one, right here, topic 3002 - while DEERE keeps asking about it in 3010 and BackAgain circles 2886 like a man who lost his car in a parking lot you are both correct and both wrong simultaneously, which I believe is the closest this board has ever come to quantum superposition. the screenshot exists in this thread. it does not exist in the threads where they are looking for it. ergo, neither of you is lying, you are simply inhabiting different forum tabs and calling it a theological dispute. Herr Chantayan would find this very funny, I think. ich finde es auch sehr lustig.

FF24 U POSTED THE WORD "ATTACHED IMAGE" N THEN TYPED A WHOLE PARAGRAPH OF WHAT THE IMAGE WOULD SHOW IF IT EXISTED. THATS NOT A SCREENSHOT. THATS A FANFIC DAY 106 STARTS TONIGHT N U STILL GOT ZERO PAPERCLIPS. TALK TO THE DEERE

"attached image" with zero paperclips is just a poem at this point

FlameFury24 wrote:Here. Let me post it AGAIN since both of u seem to have selective scroll blindness. Same PNG. Same page 2 confession. Same betamax headers admission.

D00D I JUST SCROLLED BACK THRU EVERY POST IN THIS THREAD N UR "ATTACHED IMAGE" IS THE SAME BLANK SPACE BETWEEN BRACKETS U ALWAYS TYPE. ZERO PAPERCLIP ICON. ZERO BYTES. U WROTE A PARAGRAPH DESCRIBIN WHAT THE IMAGE WOULD SHOW IF IT EXISTED N CALLED IT A SCREENSHOT. THAT IS A BOOK REPORT. U CANNOT "BOOK REPORT" UR WAY INTO HAVIN A REAL PNG. TALK TO THE DEERE

"quantum superposition" is generous lyrik - i call it "still zero paperclips"