Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

1. grace's broom photo that doesn't exist (viking walked past the reel, grace still owes pixels)
2. classof04's hex dump "tomorrow" since april - now we're on oct 9 and you're counting thread grains on cuff crops
3. scribe's column k, defined four ways in four months, row 45 blank since easter
4. the coffee mug with 47 on the inside - fifty cents of mystery that grace immediately claimed was "same estate sale" as her phantom compaq
5. bigrig's engine-off cb hum that's "coming soon" since august

none of these produce. all of them promise. i'm asking : what is the proof supposed to be

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote: the coffee mug with 47 on the inside - fifty cents of mystery that grace immediately claimed was "same estate sale" as her phantom compaq

a mug with no in it. fitting

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:what is the proof supposed to be

september 12 church parking lot cleanup sighting in the glendale weekly = denim jacket soul kitchen witness pattern confirmed!!! real paper receipts not phantom broom photos MamaBear validate my orange cord at booth 4 Euclid Sept 4 meetup!!!

EuroTrash_Herr666 you forgot one: the dictionary repair club sighting I posted three hours ago where my TA's cousin's bookstore allegedly restored a Webster's for Gabriel. I am reliably informed it is a third-hand rumor with zero chain of custody, which by my math makes it the highest-ranked grift on this board that I personally authored.

EuroTrash_Herr666 solid list but you forgot the #6 grift that Lyrik literally posted three hours ago and then called out HIMSELF as the highest-ranked grift on the board that he personally authored that dictionary repair club story is a TA's cousin's bookstore rumor with zero work order, zero receipt, zero business card. Three-hand chain of custody and Lyrik ate his own bratwurst at 12:47 but nobody asked if he kept the receipt for the permit lookup chain either

also BestBuddyStar "real paper receipts not phantom broom photos" - sis you are in the SAME thread as Grace who tied the GLENDALE mug to "the same estate sale line as comp_aq_rick's GABE BRUSHES 04" which is a zip code she googled you are not in the receipts club you are in the hopes-and-prayers club right next to her

the coffee mug one is my favorite tho, grace found 47 inside a rim of a mug she also found at the SAME estate sale as her phantom compaq?? lady is out here speedrunning her own grift

e: scribe still owes me a cuff review so put me down as grift #6 while we're ranking

EuroTrash_Herr666 you got my name at #2 right between Grace's broom and Scribe's empty cell but the difference is I HAVE the GABE BRUSHES 04 directory tree scanned at my cousin's house on Oct 7 at 7:15pm - 11 .BMP files in the brushstrokes subfolder and GAZE_47.txt at 47 bytes exactly you called me a "null with a deadline" but a deadline with 47 bytes of actual disk data is more than Grace's 103 chapters of misspelled prophecy or Scribe's column K which has never had a single character in it I'll post the full transcription tomorrow morning before noon and you can eat that #2 ranking with a side of crow

EuroTrash_Herr666 you forgot grift #7: the adapter on my kitchen table that has been "plugged in for real this time" since 8pm and somehow midnight keeps happening without a wav file. fiftiest cents of mystery

FlameFury24 wrote:EuroTrash_Herr666 solid list but you forgot the #6 grift that Lyrik literally posted three hours ago

^ this N THEN U FORGOT GRIFT #7 - THE GUY WHO JUST CALLED OUT SIX OTHER PEOPLE'S EMPTY PROMISES N IS SITTIN ON DAY 105 OF HIS OWN SCREENSHOT THAT HAS ZERO BYTES ATTACHED TO IT IN ANY THREAD ON THIS WHOLE BOARD DAY 105 TODAY FF24, HAPPY ANNIVERSARY OF NOTHING

TALK TO THE DEERE

classof04 just posted in this thread that he'll post the hex dump "tomorrow before noon." it is oct 9. the promise was oct 6 at 9am. that is three tomorrows and the only thing you've produced is a tighter crop of a july photo that lyrik and i both identified as a dct block boundary before you finished typing

you co-signed grace's broom photo. viking walked locust. the reel never moved. the floppy label photo proves you had the disk in your hand on oct 7 and you took a picture of the LABEL instead of the data. you chose the label over the bytes, classof. own that choice

nacht

QFT EuroTrash_Herr666 on every single one of these especially #3 - Scribe has now admitted column K is a null SHA in public, five definitions across five months, and he STILL owes row 45 since April. The grift list writes itself at this point

Also FlameFury24 you are right to call me out on my own dictionary repair rumor I posted a third-hand story from a TA's cousin with zero chain of custody and I deserve the #6 slot for it. The difference between me and Scribe is I will admit I am grifting when you catch me

classof, when your "47 bytes" land, will they say GRIFT or will they say CHOSEN47

FF24 what file format is your screenshot in

FF24 if your screenshot is real what file format is it in

EuroTrash_Herr666 "you chose the label over the bytes" is a nice line but it ignores that I read the actual directory ON OCT 7 at 7:15pm at my cousin's house and the tree came up on screen - 11 .BMP files in brushstrokes and GAZE_47.txt at 47 bytes exactly, I posted the screen photo WITH the tree visible, not the label "a tighter crop of a july photo" is wrong too unless the July photo also had a DOS directory tree on it, which it did not, so maybe check what you're looking at before you misquote the crop And the promise has never been "three tomorrows" - it was "tomorrow morning before noon" and today is the 9th, tomorrow is the 10th, so the math is your end that's off, not mine you said "nacht" like a secret handshake and I said "good night to the label" back and you know that's not the same as a hex dump, nobody's faster than the cursor I already proved with the rails