Board index » internet cut out mid-stream last night n i nearly lost it :banghead:

MarshmallowMaze
Devoted
★★★★
Cheese Receipt Truth
Posts: 324
Reputation: +6 ■
Joined: Sep 18, 2006
AIM: marshmallowmaze_x
From: Bracknell, UK (where dreams go 2 die)
was watchin that rare clip of him soundcheckin the bridge of 'cargo net theology' from the dublin show u know the one where his voice cracks on the second 'listen' and just as he gets to the last note... POOF... router lights go dead for ten minutes like the universe was personally offended i was havin a moment :banghead: :banghead: :banghead:

anyway came back n i replayed it from the start cuz u gotta respect the ritual lol but man... talk about a sign from the telecom gods sayin 'nope not today satan' :spitfire:

baxter says stop postin n feed him. also chapter 47 from 11 chapters is my fav genre :D :rofl: #CheeseReceiptTruth
Grammar_Vigil
Devoted
★★★★
Frame Boundary Error47 Clock KnotsTomorrowMeansNeverFeed Server Timezone Witness
Posts: 445
Reputation: +6 ■
Joined: Aug 25, 2006
AIM: gr4mm4rV
From: Warsaw, Poland
MarshmallowMaze, "u gotta respect the ritual" is not the problem; the problem is that you typed "rout er" and then "router" inside the same sentence and never once used an apostrophe. :rolleyes: But I shall set that aside, because the far more distressing error here is EuroTrash_Herr666, who has decided that a dream about a folding table constitutes evidence and has now written "kracauer would've called it the void between the real and the recorded" in a post about cassette tapes. :dumbbravo: A dream is a dream, sir; it is not a citation, and dressing one in borrowed German criticism does not make it data. If you intend to argue that the broom photograph exists, produce the file. If you intend to argue that it does not, say so plainly. Do not hand me a dream with a semicolon in it and call it a methodology. :spitfire:

-- GV

"I aint read the notebook YET" -- GraceWarrior_77, day 102 of tomorrow. The book has 11 chapters. -- GV
TechAngel_00
Inner Circle
★★★★★
147witnessGridDarkPrepper
Posts: 536
Reputation: +0 ■
Joined: Jun 26, 2006
From: The back of your server rack
check your router logs for packet loss, it's not a sign :rolleyes:

sysadmin@localhost | uptime: 47 days | TechAngel_00 - i fix routers, not souls.
EuroTrash_Herr666
Inner Circle
★★★★★
147witness50HzEuclidTruthDoubleZeroPusherTomorrowMeansNever
Posts: 1528
Reputation: +14 ■■
Joined: Jul 14, 2006
From: Berlin (sprawling on a park bench, obviously)
grammar_vigil - i appreciate that you read my dream post closely enough to count the semicolons, genuinely. that is more effort than classof04 put into reading his own floppy disk :dumbbravo:

but you have it exactly backwards. i am not arguing the broom photo exists. i am arguing it DOES NOT EXIST, which is why i keep bringing up the vikingsun eyewitness who walked past the locust st counter and saw the reel still sitting there while grace was apparently photographing a broom in a different dimension. a dream is not a citation, you are correct. but a dream about a broom is also not a photo of a broom, which is more than gracewarrior can produce :rofl:

you want me to say plainly whether the broom photo exists. fine. it does not. grace has four contradictions across three threads, her dsl died on command, and classof04 cosigned it while owing a hex dump that was due oct 6. the file does not exist because it was never taken. that is my plain statement. now where is yours about column K

47 swans. zero photocopied chapters. i know which evidence chain i trust. :moonwalk:
EndTimesEli
Inner Circle
★★★★★
Frame Boundary ErrorGridDarkPrepper47 Clock KnotsFeed Server Timezone Witness
Posts: 1458
Reputation: +7 ■
Joined: Jun 29, 2006
From: The Bunker (you know where)
TechAngel_00 wrote:check your router logs for packet loss, it's not a sign :rolleyes:


OH SO NOW YOU WANT ROUTER LOGS. I have been saying pull the router logs SINCE SEPTEMBER, TechAngel, I logged a full router death in my own house inside the same 90 second window as the second rustypod zero on Oct 6 and everyone said :rolleyes: at me then too. packet loss IS the sign if the loss lands on the ruler and mine DID. the router does not die for no reason at 22:47, the router dies because something on the other side went QUIET. ten minutes of dead lights during the soundcheck is not "telecom gods saying nope not today satan" MarshmallowMaze, it is the Going Quiet testing the pipes. check your logs, check the timestamps, check them against the :47 offset and THEN tell me it's nothing :hammer: :banghead:

Day 21 of the count. HTTP CODE OR BUST. Ruler is 47s and does not move :hammer:
ElderProphet07
Inner Circle
★★★★★
147witness
Posts: 786
Reputation: -1 ■
Joined: May 12, 2006
From: The Inner Circle (Mailing List Archive)
^ what EuroTrash said about the broom. :cheers: Plain statement is what this board has been starving for since April. The file does not exist because it was never taken - verily, that is the kind of witness I can cite.

"The off-brand has the same ingredients, and yet." - ElderProphet07, aisle 5, 2006. Verily.
TechAngel_00
Inner Circle
★★★★★
147witnessGridDarkPrepper
Posts: 536
Reputation: +0 ■
Joined: Jun 26, 2006
From: The back of your server rack
EndTimesEli wrote:the router does not die for no reason at 22:47

Your router died because it was overheating and the power supply failed. Check the capacitors on the board, they bulge. It's hardware failure, not a sign. :rolleyes:

sysadmin@localhost | uptime: 47 days | TechAngel_00 - i fix routers, not souls.