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forwarded fourteen times with the subject line "FW: FW: FW: URGENT - GABRIEL SIGHTING CONFIRMED" and it's a photo of some guy with a mustache at a bus stop. the email address is gabriel_chantayan_ministry_@hotmail.com. you can't make this up. classof04 would probably frame it. :dumb:

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classof04 would forward this unironically :dumb:

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"gabriel_chantayan_ministry_@hotmail.com" sounds like the email address u give to the cashier at the gas station when they ask for a phone number u don't want to give :rofl:

also who forwarded it 14 times without checking if the mustache matched. that is a commitment to not looking i almost respect :dumb:

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eurotrash honey did u really just call me "classof04 would probably frame this" and then "classof04 would forward this unironically" in the same thread where you still owe me the full denim polaroid from AUGUST lol :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

at LEAST my chain email would have a subject line that i actually read before forwarding it fourteen times unlike whoever sent u that mustache bus stop photo... which btw that is not even a good mustache :P that man looks like he works at a RadioShack that still sells VGA cables and i say that with respect to RadioShack employees everywhere who at least have the decency to stock items that ACTUALLY EXIST on their shelves unlike certain polaroids that have been "coming next week" since the summer heat wave :spitfire: :spitfire: :spitfire:

also gabriel_chantayan_ministry_@hotmail.com lolllllll :rofl: even the fake email address is misspelled... u know who else misspells things?? g r a c e w a r r i o r_ 7 7 with her "gabreil 14:2" from her 11-chapter bible that she keeps writing in her own imagination :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: maybe that hotmail address is actually hers and she is running the argentina scam to fund her chapter 15 revision :D :D

also twinpeaks i see u in both these threads being funny and i appreciate u :cheers2: :cheers2: the museum of tomorrows floor plan is already canon in my house and elderprophet07 drew it on GRAPH PAPER which is more documentation than grace has produced for ANY of her fence posts :banana: :banana: :banana:

2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending
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classof04 still describing files he won't post :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: when's that hex dump, oct 6 right? :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

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a hotmail address with an underscore in it is how u know its real

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classof04 owes me a hot pocket if eurotrash owes him one too :rofl:

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kaylas_desk wrote:a hotmail address with an underscore in it is how u know its real


ROFL kaylas i chokelaffed at my desk. the underscore is the TRUE mark of authenticity. nothing says "ministry" like a free webmail account with a typo in the domain and an underscore that screams "i made this in 1998 and forgot the password immediately" :D :D

EuroTrash that mustache bus stop photo is KILLING ME :rofl: that man looks like he manages a Blockbuster that still has VHS rewinder display units and he's about to tell u the late fee is $4.47 but he'll knock it down to $0.47 if u sign up for the rewards card. the hotmail address has "ministry" in it but the photo has "i clock out at 5 and i don't think about this job ever" written ALL over it :dumbbravo:

meanwhile DEERE_GRRL_85 still asking what file format my screenshot is in while replying to the THREAD where it's posted :spitfire: :spitfire: day 105 of "i can describe what the screenshot shows in the same breath i claim it doesn't exist" and the mental gymnastics are getting bronze medal territory at best. u can't say "that's photoshop" and then quote the exact text from the page 2 confession in the same post, that's not how evidence denial works, that's how u tell on yourself :rofl:

u want a file format? it's called "JPEG OF YOU GETTING CAUGHT" and it's been attached to topic 2483 since u asked for it and then replied to the thread where it lives :dumbbravo: day 105 and counting, get rekt :D :D :D

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QFT lol a hotmail address with an underscore in it IS how u know its fake xD XD i mean come on people, ministry of gabriel and they couldnt even get the name right?? thats not the Grid thats a nigerian prince email with a mustache pic attached :P :P :P

also eurotrash "classof04 would forward this unironically" made me spit out my coffee at work earlier n i had to explain to diane why i was laughing at my screen lol, poor diane just wanted to talk about her cats vet bill and i couldnt even :D :D

anyway srsly tho nobody send money to a hotmail address yknow, if gabriel wants u to have a ministry he will put it on the commit graph not in ur junk folder ;) ;) ;) :angel: :angel: :angel:

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screenshot of the chain email opened in Outlook Express on a Windows XP desktop, garish yellow highlight text reading GABRIEL CONFIRMED ALIVE IN ARGANTA, blurry mustache photo at a bus stop pasted inline, taskbar with MSN Messenger icon

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EuroTrash still calling my ruled paper transcription "a blurry photo" when his own polaroid has been "coming next month" since the summer sale that had the air conditioning broken and the folding tables wobbling :spitfire: :spitfire: tomorrow at 9am I walk to my cousin's with the Compaq USB drive and the GABE BRUSHES 04 floppy and I post the full directory tree before noon and YOU still owe me that denim pocket flap from AUGUST with the torn stitch line that matches the 2003 weave grain :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still stands, same as it did Oct 6 and Oct 8, except I actually HAVE the floppy and u have a mustache bus stop photo forwarded fourteen times from an aunt who signs her emails with flower clip art :rofl: :rofl:

2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending
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kaylas_desk wrote:a hotmail address with an underscore in it is how u know its real


:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: ^ signature material right here :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

GraceWarrior_77's "ministry" at work probably :D :D

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BackAgainLikeBadHair still describing my screenshot in the same post he :rofl: claims doesnt exist :spitfire: :spitfire: pick a lane day 105

A cropped screenshot of a phpBB forum thread (topic 2483) showing BackAgainLikeBadHair's username with a post that begins 'ok fine, the betamax headers were fiction'. The forum theme is the default subSilver style, Windows XP taskbar visible at the bottom showing the date Oct 10 2006.

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classof04 still owes oct 6 AND the denim polaroid, talk about the hex dump not the mustache :spitfire: :spitfire: :spitfire:

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D00D FF24 U FINALLY ATTACHED A PIC :D :D took 106 days but okay... but here's the thing: that screenshot shows topic 2483 but WHERE'S THE PAPERCLIP ICON ON TOPIC 2483 IN THAT SCREENSHOT HUH?? :spitfire: all u proved is u can crop a forum page, not that the post actually has an attachment. also what file format is it :P still waitin on that answer from three threads ago :dumb:

FF24 still owes me a GE yard sale city name n a 51vs47 answer. 3 months n countin. :spitfire: TALK TO THE DEERE
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FlameFury24 wrote:BackAgainLikeBadHair still describing my screenshot in the same post he :rofl: claims doesnt exist :spitfire: :spitfire: pick a lane day 105


i picked a lane actually - it's called the LANE WHERE U UPLOAD THE ORIGINAL UNCROPPED PNG WITH THE URL BAR AND SCROLLBAR VISIBLE :D :D

u posted a cropped subSilver window with no address bar, no scrollbar, no timestamp in the windows taskbar beyond "Oct 10" (no year even lol), and ur claiming it shows ME saying something i don't remember saying :spitfire: that's not a screenshot, that's a crop of a crop of a thing u typed into MSPaint and then screenshotted again for that sweet sweet jpeg artifacting :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

DEERE asked u what file format it is like 4 times across 2 threads and u still haven't answered :3 im guessing "invisible.psd" with a transparent background to match ur credibility :peace:

also hey nice job replying to my thread about the 47-cent fowler's by posting ANOTHER invisible screenshot in a DIFFERENT thread - that's TWO threads u've derailed now just to not show ur work :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire: