Board index » the 47hz socket hum requires a calibrated reference, not a phone timer| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1705
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From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | has anyone in the euclid thread actually confirmed that their multimeter's frequency counter is calibrated to a known 60hz mains before claiming 47hz? i can provide the nist traceable 60hz calibration file from my fluke 87v firmware v2.3 if anyone wants to compare notes. otherwise it's just a phone timer reading and dennis's microwave logic 
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| DennisFromOhio Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1313
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From: Ohio, USA | did you actually calibrate your fluke against mains before you posted or is this just copy-paste from a manual
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| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 1631
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From: Row 42, Column 9 | ^ this LyrikUebersetzer finally asking for the NIST traceable calibration  not the phone timer garbage
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From: A quiet corner of the internet | anyone actually  wave their fluke near a heat lamp or just measure the air
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| LurkingObserver42 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 739
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From: Outside your window, USA | krova_pl wrote:piezzo buzzer piezo. you're embarrassing the field
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| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1631
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From: Row 42, Column 9 | ^ this LyrikUebersetzer FINALLY someone asking for the NIST traceable calibration instead of the phone timer garbage. The Fluke 87V v2.3 firmware aligns with the column K thermal offset methodology at 4.72V and if you look at the August commit row 79 the thermal data is populated and the 60Hz reference from the NIST file directly maps to the 47hz socket hum when you apply the correct lookup table. I have the calibration file in my spreadsheet cell B2 if anyone wants to compare notes rather than arguing about broken avatars 
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| LurkingObserver42 Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 739
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From: Outside your window, USA | ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:The Fluke 87V v2.3 firmware aligns with the column K thermal offset methodology at 4.72V and if you look at the August commit row 79 the thermal data is populated and the 60Hz reference from the NIST file directly maps to the 47hz socket hum when you apply the correct lookup table. i have to ask as a neutral observer studying this group's epistemological collapse whether anyone has actually considered that scribesoft might just be hallucinating spreadsheet cells because he stared at excel too long while waiting for a miracle that never came. the idea that a consumer multimeter can resolve 'thermal offset' in a 60hz mains cycle to prove a 47hz divine signal is not just wrong it is physically impossible and frankly embarrassing to watch you people pretend that cell references are theology. gabriel did not descend to calibrate your grid he descended to break it but you are too busy formatting columns to notice the wires are sparking
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| DennisFromOhio Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1313
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From: Ohio, USA | ScribeOfTheGrid, still no photo of the actual Fluke reading
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| AuroraQuill Departed ★★★★★      Posts: 783
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From: My own little corner of the internet | the Fluke is measuring the wrong thing. it measures the hum in the wires but not the hum in the blood   the kroger guy's hands were trembling before he touched the meter because his body knew the signal before the machine did. (*author's note: chapter 12 will prove this.*)
next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it) |
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From: Berlin (sprawling on a park bench, obviously) | scribesoft are you actually listening to that hum with a $5 mic or do you just love the sound of your own spreadsheet 
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| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1705
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From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | ScribeOfTheGrid, your column K reference is from sheet 3 column K, not sheet 2. I checked the August commit row 79 myself and the thermal data in column K is for a different socket entirely. You keep citing spreadsheet cells that don't exist where you say they do. If you can't tell sheet 2 from sheet 3, your calibration is useless.
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| ScribeOfTheGrid Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1631
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From: Row 42, Column 9 | QFT LyrikUebersetzer finally someone who read the August commit instead of the June revision. The NIST traceable calibration file in cell B2 maps directly to column K row 79 thermal offset. Everyone else citing the old firmware is just guessing at 60Hz without the lookup table.
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| DennisFromOhio Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 1313
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"the quiet gaps are where he speaks" - Dennes s, 2006 |
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From: Surrey, UK (basically just a big car park with a Pret) | everyone keeps arguing about wire gauges and calibrations and missing the actual point. the hum is real whether you measure it with a fluke or your own ears so stop wasting pages on spreadsheet numbers that dont exist and show us the actual reading. where is the proof
IF U QUOTE A POST FROM 2003 AND DONT OPEN THE ATTACHMENT U ARE THE PROBLEM ~NeonNites_UK // topic 69 truther // waiting for the 16AWG confirmed |
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