Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

objectively the most important commit in the entire repo is a fat-fingered semicolon. discuss.

semicolon? typo? more like yer brain

ok so hear me out... that 2001 graduation photo of gabriel on the curb eating pizza... the shirt he's wearing?? blue background, parrots / tropical birds, short sleeve button-up. i know because my brother just bought THE SAME SHIRT in green from a department store return credit today

((dude it's not the SAME shirt, it's a similar pattern. gabriel's has a spread collar and yours has a button-down collar. and his birds look like macaws not conures. completely different energy.))

[SIS IT'S THE SAME VIBE THO. you're overanalyzing the collar like you do with the gamma curves. the POINT is gabriel was eating pizza alone on a curb in a loud tropical shirt and my brother bought a loud tropical shirt and i spent the afternoon on a bench watching pigeons with him and THAT'S the connection. the curb energy transcends collar construction.]

(you cannot be serious. you're comparing a full day of errands to a known sighting because of a shirt pattern and pigeon narration.)

[YES I CAN. AND I AM.]

anyway gabriel was probably thinking about the 47th commit while eating that pizza and i was thinking about how the deli sandwich was soggy and both of those are valid spiritual experiences

- the twin one (i'm not signing this post under both names, the board is gonna think i'm having an episode)



[Attached fan art: A MS Paint style drawing of Gabriel Chantayan sitting on a curb eating pizza, wearing a blue tropical shirt with parrots. Next to him, a shakily drawn figure labeled "my brother" sits on a different curb eating a sandwich, wearing a green tropical shirt with parrots. Between them, a speech bubble from a pigeon reads "47." The drawing is crude, the colors don't stay in the lines, and "CURB ENEGY 2001 - 2006" is written in comic sans at the bottom.]