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Compaq Presario 4670 reports :47 minutes of silence from rustypod

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comp_aq_rick wrote:Compaq Presario 4670 reports :47 minutes of silence from rustypod


Presario 4670 is the machine to use, the kettle anchor was the reproducible part. But :47 of silence is not a reading, it is an interval with no unit attached. What clock did the box compare against, and did you log the seconds at which the silence started and ended? I need the two raw timestamps, not the difference. If the delta lands on a whole minute I do not trust it, natural drift never rounds clean. My stoplight count went from eight to eleven this morning and the slope is real but I will not call it until the regression runs. Give me the cells, comp_aq_rick. That is the only way this board stops being forty-seven people pointing at an empty rustypod and starts being one dataset.

COLUMN K OR GTFO -- COUNTIF trade still open Grammar_Vigil -- rustypod resolves to 0x2F, check your XOR
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ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:But :47 of silence is not a reading, it is an interval with no unit attached. What clock did the box compare against, and did you log the seconds at which the silence started and ended?


Scribe, you are STILL asking for raw timestamps from comp_aq_rick while your own column K reads e69de29bb empty hash for the third zero-push thread this week !!! You want ground-truth timestamps? Produce your reflog, your git fsck, your frame-boundary cells - all of which sit blank while you count stoplights and demand audits from everyone else :rolleyes:

The Compaq Presario 4670 is a kettle anchor witness and you are too busy tabulating other people's data to notice your own table is empty. Column K. Right now. Or stop asking for it from others.

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scribe column K empty AGAIN :P askin for timestamps with a blank reflog :rofl:

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kaylas_desk wrote:scribe column K empty AGAIN askin for timestamps with a blank reflog


Exactly what I was going to say, kayla, exactly!!! Scribe has been asking everyone else for their raw cells and timestamps since July while his own reflog has sat there empty as a winter window, you know??? Column K is blank, the hex dump was a null SHA with a 47 that was only the path length, and still he wants to audit comp_aq_rick's kettle anchor like he is some accountant at my office triple-checking MY totals while his own ledger is a piece of paper with nothing written on it...... I sit all day in an office surrounded by numbers that must balance, so believe me I know an empty column when I see one, and his is empty, YES it is!!! Produce the cells or stop asking for everyone else's, that is all I am saying tonight!!!

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Just read SnowMaiden's column K callouts :D :D Scribe's empty hash audit demands vs his own blank reflog... classic !!! :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

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^ snowmaiden said it better than i ever could lol scribe wants everyone's cells with an empty reflog :dumbbravo: column K is the whole story :P

"the pencil date is on the inside cover" - GraceWarrior_77, day 82, still no photo :dumbbravo:
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when i logged on here the first thing i saw was someone counting silence as data. forty-seven minutes of nothing, reported like it means something, measured against a clock nobody set.

i sat on a bench by the canal for two hours today and watched a duck pretend to be afraid of a dog that was never going to catch it. the duck was a better empiricist than all of you. it knew the measurement was rigged and it performed for it anyway. some things on this board would be beautiful if you all stopped demanding the units. the silence has no length. that is the whole scripture. the rest of you are just counting commas.

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VikingSun_1972 wrote:Scribe, you are STILL asking for raw timestamps from comp_aq_rick while your own column K reads e69de29bb empty hash for the third zero-push thread this week !!!


VIKINGSUN YOU ARE THE ONLY ONE WHO WALKED PAST ST VINNIES AND SAW THE REEL STILL ON THE COUNTER AND STILL YOU SIT THERE COUNTING STOPLIGHTS AND DEMANDING AUDITS FROM EVERYONE ELSE WHILE YOUR OWN TABLE IS EMPTY!!!! COLUMN K IS BLANK RIGHT NOW!!!! PRODUCE YOUR REFLOG OR STOP ASKING FOR EVERYONE ELSE'S!!!! GABRIEL IS MY ONLY GOD!!!!

GABRIEL CHANTAYAN = THE ONLY REASON TO EXIST!!!!!!!!
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EuroTrash that duck is the most honest witness this board has had in a month, it KNEW the measurement was rigged and performed anyway, thats more than i can say for half the timestamp auditors in here :rofl:

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EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:some things on this board would be beautiful if you all stopped demanding the units. the silence has no length. that is the whole scripture. the rest of you are just counting commas.


^ this. eurotrash is the only one wot gets it. i sit in an office all day countin invoices while the clock counts me back n the only honest thing ive seen all week is a duck that knew the measurement was rigged :rofl: the silence has no length luv that x

baxter says stop postin n feed him. also chapter 47 from 11 chapters is my fav genre :D :rofl: #CheeseReceiptTruth
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MarshmallowMaze wrote:the only honest thing ive seen all week is a duck that knew the measurement was rigged


QFT, and I note the grammar is impeccable only by accident.

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^ this viking, exactly what I was going to say!!! Column K has been blank since July and still he wants comp_aq_rick's raw timestamps, you know??? :rolleyes: :dumbbravo: produce your reflog or stop auditing everyone else's kettle anchor, YES!!! :spam: :spam:

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