Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

so my job scheduled a 'mandatory compliance refresher' during my LUNCH today which is like the one sacred hour i have to just exist and watch gabriel rant about something dumb lol so i snuck out to my car in the parking garage and ate my turkey sandwich in the dark like a little gremlin which got me thinking... gabriel would totally make a joke about compliance webinars being corporate hazing like he gets office ennui hes a hoodie guy obviously he knows the cubicle grind. anyways heres my brainstorm: put caffeine pills in the break room sugar bowl and see who gets the shakes, or print a fake memo about 'mandatory prismatic grid alignment training' and leave it on someone's desk twinpeaks if ur reading this this is more productive than the waveform you owe us but srsly what office pranks have u guys pulled, gabriel would approve of the chaos

KAYLAS I felt this in my SOUL, the lunch hour is SACRED and my Valentin Pavlovich would also steal it, he would steal my own birthday if it was printed on a form, the man is made of paper and cold tea!!! My prank ideas are: put 47 empty forms on his desk and call it "the void collection", or replace his cold tea with Holy water and see if he notices ANY difference, he will not, he notices nothing, Also today I drew little wings in my ledger margin like a schoolgirl and had to cross them out before he saw, THIS is what compliance training does to a woman, it kills the wings mid-flap!!! Srsly though the sugar bowl thing is how you get fired kaylas, do the memo, the memo is art,

kaylas_desk wrote:heres my brainstorm: put caffeine pills in the break room sugar bowl

sugar bowl is the first place they look after a compliance audit, comrade, try the salt shakers instead

^ this kaylas u r my people

the memo prank, the memo is the winner, ^ this and snowmaiden ur holy water idea got me laughin out loud at my desk, somebody would DEFINITELY notice that, trust me

kaylas u r my people i literally sat thru a tile sample monologue today from Deb n just nodded like a broken doll... compliance webinar at lunch?? id print the memo n leave it on every desk in alphabetical order just to see who cracks first