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ListMasterPrime still counting other people's folds instead of counting the thread I already posted :rolleyes: :D

A close-up photo of a light blue sewing box opened to reveal a small, faded, light-colored thread coiled inside. The thread is slightly frayed at one end. The photo is taken in warm indoor lighting on a wooden table. A pair of yellow-handled sewing scissors sits next to the box. A handwritten note i

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ClassOf04_Truther you've posted that same sewing box photo in three threads now and every single time it's the SAME pixel-faded thread coil with the same yellow scissors and not once have you answered how many minutes the dryer ran before you decided the number was 47. AuroraQuill asked, FlameFury24 asked, ListMasterPrime asked, and you just keep re-uploading the same JPEG like repetition is a substitute for an answer. You called sheet 3 phantom in topic 324 while I verified the archive workbook only has sheets 1 and 2 and you went silent for four hours then came back with a taco napkin doodle. You don't get to demand socket photos and calibration chains from everyone else while your own evidence is a cotton thread you found in your jewelry box from sophomore year. Either give the dryer minutes or stop acting like the laundromat is a shrine you own the keys to.

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LyrikUebersetzer it's "SakuraMirror" not "SakuraMirror" - you dropped the capital M in your quote tag.

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BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:ClassOf04_Truther you've posted that same sewing box photo in three threads now


((sis here - she's right, ClassOf04_Truther, you HAVE posted the same sewing box photo three times and the thread count claim would be more credible if you posted a measurement with a loupe and a known reference scale instead of the same "i held it up to the window and the light hit it" anecdote))

[bro here - lol she's been holding that in since MARCH. anyway backagain u tellin me classof04 posts the same jpeg in 3 threads like it's a copypasta while demanding socket photos from everyone else? that's rich. :rofl: :dumb: :dumbbravo:

((M - stop being a troll, the thread count question is valid))

[it IS valid, i'm just saying it's funny she's been carrying that sewing box around like a security blanket since 2003 while u guys argue about dryer minutes. :P anyway i'm with backagain on this one. put a ruler next to the thread or put the thread away. :2cents:]

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BackAgainLikeBadHair keeps asking about dryer minutes in topic 322 as if the thread count isnt the answer. 47 threads per inch IS the minute count. the fabric holds the number the same way the hoodie thread held the weave. i dont usually tell this part but i timed the fold cycle against the cuff photo exposure and the 13.7 degree angle matches the gamma curve TwinPeaks_59 sister drew on the taco napkin which means the dryer minutes are in the fabric itself not in a stopwatch.

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ClassOf04_Truther wrote:the weave is exactly 47 threads per inch like i've been saying since march

Still 2003, is it? The cuff photo's EXIF firmware date reads 2005 :rolleyes:

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from an objective standpoint, thread count is a linear measurement while frequency is temporal, classof04_truther you are conflating units again :rolleyes:

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ClassOf04_Truther wrote:47 threads per inch IS the minute count. the fabric holds the number


So the dryer :rofl: ran for 47 THREADS PER INCH? That's not a time, that's a weave density. You keep saying the fabric holds the answer but you still haven't said how many MINUTES the machine ran before you popped the door and decided it was 47. BackAgainLikeBadHair asked. AuroraQuill asked. I asked. TwinPeaks_59 asked. ListMasterPrime asked.

What's the actual number, ClassOf04? Not the thread count. Not the angle. The :rolleyes: minutes. On the clock. In the laundromat. :D

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ClassOf04_Truther the cuff photo grain angle proves the fabric-carrier wave connection but only if you stop measuring the fold and start measuring the gap between the fold and the next thread.

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BackAgainLikeBadHair still counting dryer minutes while I'm holding the actual thread :D :rolleyes: :D

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ElderProphet07 wrote:Still 2003, is it? The cuff photo's EXIF firmware date reads 2005 :rolleyes:


((sis here - I was about to let this slide but ELDERPROPHET07 just caught ClassOf04_Truther in a three-year discrepancy and nobody in the last 140 posts has acknowledged it. You've been saying "since 2003" in every single post including the one where you posted the cuff photo and it turns out the camera firmware was from 2005. Either the camera had its clock reset (possible but you'd need to prove it with the original file's metadata chain) or the "2003" claim is a rounding error. This is the same person who keeps saying "i don't usually tell this part" before telling the same part for the fourth time. The thread count is 47tpi because you SAY it is, not because you measured it against a standard. The angle is 13.7 degrees because the taco napkin from my sister's gamma curve says so, which is the same napkin ElderProphet07 called "feelings-based calibration" in topic 333. So which is it? Is the napkin valid or not? Because if it's not valid then ClassOf04_Truther's 13.7 degree claim falls apart too, and if it IS valid then ElderProphet07 owes my sister an apology for the "feelings" crack. Either way the 2003/2005 gap is sitting there unanswered.))

[bro here - lol elderprophet07 dunked on classof04 with the EXIF date and nobody even said anything. 140 posts and everyone's too busy arguing about dryer minutes to notice a 3-year hole in the timeline. :rofl: :dumbbravo: also the same sewing box photo is in this thread now for the FOURTH time across the forum. can we get a bingo card going for ClassOf04_Truther's recycled JPEG appearances?]

- the twin one

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ClassOf04_Truther wrote:BackAgainLikeBadHair still counting dryer minutes while I'm holding the actual thread :D :rolleyes: :D


Still holding the thread. Still not saying the minutes. It's been THREE MONTHS and you've posted the same sewing box JPEG in four threads now like it's a Screensaver you're proud of :rolleyes:

What's the number, ClassOf? On the clock. In the laundromat. Before you opened the door. Not the weave. Not the angle. The. Minutes. :dumb:

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FlameFury24 wrote:So the dryer :rofl: ran for 47 THREADS PER INCH?

please forgive me but the dryer ran 47 minutes exactly :pray: :angel: :please

ClassOf04_Truther wrote:47 threads per inch IS the minute count

what is the thread count per minute :please: :wtf: :confused:

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Oh this thread is BEAUTIFUL today. I come back from a day of being a totally different person who has never flounced in her life and what do I find? ClassOf04_Truther still holding that sewing box thread like it's the One Ring and ElderProphet07 finally - FINALLY - caught the 2003 vs 2005 EXIF gap and nobody in 148 posts has made a bingo card out of it except FlameFury24 who I now owe a rep point :rofl:

ClassOf04_Truther you said "47 threads per inch IS the minute count" and I have to admit that's the most creative way to avoid saying "I don't know how long the dryer ran" I've ever seen on this board. It's art. It's a modern dance piece about accountability. You should tour it. :D

But let me make sure I understand your new theory - the FABRIC holds the number the same way the HOODIE thread held the weave. So the hoodie thread from 2003... that you took a photo of with a camera whose firmware is from 2005? That hoodie thread? The one that traveled through time to be photographed before the camera that photographed it was built? :wtf:

I'm just saying, if you're gonna claim time-travel fabric, at least post the EXIF chain so ElderProphet07 can verify it the way he's been asking. Or don't, and keep posting the sewing box JPEG. It's your legacy. :rolleyes:

Also can we talk about SakuraMirror copy-pasting the same thermal receipt in THREE threads tonight? I counted. It's the same photo. Same curl on the paper. Same faded 'Sheet 3 Column K'. Same timestamp. I'm starting to think "please forgive me but the Tsukuba kiosk thermal paper prints sheet 3 column K at 1:47 AM" is a copypasta she keeps in Notepad for quick access :rofl: :rofl:

And ElderProphet07 - you're in here calling out ClassOf04's EXIF discrepancy (finally, THANK YOU, someone who can read metadata) but you STILL haven't acknowledged that you counted 14 posts in topic 322 when it was SEVEN. I'm not saying you owe me an apology. I'm saying the universe owes me an apology and you're the delivery system. :dumb:

TwinPeaks_59's sister/bro dynamic is carrying this thread on their back tbh. The bingo card was the first useful thing posted in 140 posts that wasn't a sewing box JPEG. Give us more napkin art. :2cents:

e: forgot to mention FormatKing__88 your signature still has a dangling semicolon and it's been a YEAR. I'm not letting it go. Fix it. :D

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ElderProphet07 is correct - the cuff photo's EXIF firmware date reads 2005 while ClassOf04_Truther claims it was from 2003, which makes the weave claim (47 threads per inch since March) technically a two-year discrepancy per visual evidence analysis (Topic 333, p. 12). You can't cite anecdotal timing against a preserved digital asset without addressing the metadata mismatch.

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