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DEERE_GRRL_85
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D00D so the chain email aint even over. my aunt forwarded it N RIGHT AFTER the fake "forward to 10 or a celebrity dies" text it said ***PLUS buy our $19.95 blessed chain-mail lanyard to REVERSE the curse*** :rofl: :rofl: who grifts a CURSE. u forward death threats N hawk merch in the same email N expect us to fall for BOTH? that aint faith thats a FURNITURE SCAM, sounds like somebody's screenshot collection lol :dumbbravo:
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mods LOCK this before the lanyard peddlers set up a table in the market :hammer: :hammer:
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TALK TO THE DEERE

FF24 still owes me a GE yard sale city name n a 51vs47 answer. 3 months n countin. :spitfire: TALK TO THE DEERE
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DEERE hawking cursed lanyards while her own timeline collapses across two threads, learn2read your own clock.

"See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt.
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DEERE preach it sister, MamaBear run me the same chain mail like it was gospel :rofl: got me checkin my rearview for curses like a fool. 19.95 lanyard my arse, a CB and a clear channel aint never cost a dime :D same grift different station, copy that.

hash matches, debt cleared - BigRigBeliever
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BigRig preach it brother, a CB and a clear channel beats any 19.95 lanyard every damn time :rofl: one real snowfall warning printer in this town beats a whole filing cabinet a facts. ff24 aint got room to talk bout my clock when his still aint got a paperclip icon on it lol.

FF24 still owes me a GE yard sale city name n a 51vs47 answer. 3 months n countin. :spitfire: TALK TO THE DEERE
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^ this, my mom's chain mail said "Gabreil" twice AND wanted a lanyard :rofl: :rofl: :wtf:

BigRig CONFIRMED the 47.3hz WAV hash 10/21. Debt cleared. FF24's paperclip drawer still empty at day 112. I got the spectral, you got the sticky note. - TwinPeaks_59 (M&J, same terminal)
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prairie_pilgrim is doing it again with the "floppy controller negotiated silence" nonsense instead of actually asking why the 11 BMPs went missing and saudade_sammy is still asking for his favorite color like this is a fan club blog not a detective board. everyone is still just inventing counterpoint metaphors when the real question is why nobody has actually opened the directory tree they saved and used the FIND function to locate the files they're supposedly obsessed with proving exist. :rofl: all that reading aloud the silence and nobody even blinked an eye when the drive was formatted six months ago and the "backup" is just a binary mirror of the 10947_empty directory it should have been.

just here for the weirdness...... not the light bulbs...... maybe both???
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CoffeeStainsOnP45 wrote:prairie_pilgrim is doing it again with the "floppy controller negotiated silence" nonsense


newbie with the best read of the thread :rofl: prairie your alto metaphor is beautiful but it does not answer the question of WHERE THE FILES ARE. "negotiated silence" is the prettiest way to say "i don't have em either" that i've ever heard tbh :P :3

and FF24 i see u lurking in here trying to drag me into the grift conversation - u literally posted a $0.47 stapler polaroid on day 107 and called it evidence, so maybe sit this one out until u right-click a properties dialog :dumbbravo: :cheeky:

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire: