n he comes ROCKETIN out of his pen soon as i open the door, does a lap of the kitchen floor like a tiny grey missle... n then he goes straight 4 the bin bag box n starts RIPPIN at the cardboard w/ his teeth like it personally offended him
i was like 'baxter NO thats not food u absolute menace' n he just looked at me w/ those beady little eyes like 'try me mum'
n i stood there holdin the chewed up box n i thought... yknow what... maybe he IS makin a point. maybe the bin bags represent consumerist waste culture n hes protestin the endless cycle of consumption n disposal that we r all trapped in
...or maybe he just likes the crinkle sound
e: typo lol
anyway heres a pic of the criminal himself post-crime
honestly this is the most excitement ive had all day... my life is SO sad
