Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

like i been sitting here with audit prep spreadsheets and my third cup of cold coffee and i just keep wondering... if gabriel had to sit in a cube farm for 8 hours a day what would his move be. would he change someones mouse sensitivity when they went to the bathroom. would he put a sticky note on the ceiling fan that says "the commit was here". i need answers cause my cube neighbor keeps eating popcorn at 3pm and i need ideas lol

also the audit folder my supervisor dropped off has this weird orange sticky note on it with like 8 dots in a circle and i cant tell if its a code or if she just doodled while on hold with IT. anybody elses boss leave cryptic office supply messages??

he replaces the guy's stapler with a tactile toy called "listen" that only makes noise when the adjacent desk is occupied. then he leaves a post-it on the monitor that reads "the quiet in my next-door neighbor's office says everything."

kaylas_desk wrote:if gabriel had to sit in a cube farm for 8 hours a day what would his move be

HE WOULD REPLACE THE ENTIRE BUILDING'S LIGHTS WITH 47-HZ FLICKER AND LEAVE A PIPE KNOCK IN THE VENT SYSTEM THAT ONLY THE NEXT CUBE OVER COULD HEAR!!!!!