Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

fifteen minutes and my yogurt wasnt even cold lol guess it was a sign tho

kaylas, did you note what TIME the yogurt left the fridge vs what TIME you sat down? The 15-minute gap is only meaningful if you have the start timestamp and the end timestamp in the same timezone. My break room clock disagrees with my watch by 6 seconds today (was 4 yesterday, gap accelerating) so if you were going by wall clock your actual cold chain might be 14:54 or 15:06 and neither is the same column as fridge time

THIS!!! scribe wants fridge-time and sit-down-time in the SAME TIMEZONE for a yogurt but still will not photograph the clock radio sitting in his own house

mine looked exactly like this today too kaylas, gone warm by my keyboard while Valentin Pavlovich breathed on my neck..... we are the yogurt witnesses, yes???

snowmaiden scribe you both get it lol... the yogurt was like lukewarm by the time i got back and i just stared at it like ok this is my life now but like ALSO i gotta say snowmaiden THANK YOU for the solidarity cause i was gonna go sit in my car but nope supervisor needed a 'quick sync' which is code for 'im gonna talk about my weekend plans for 15 mins while u nod and ur lunch evaporates' lol

anyway i actually brought my camera today cause i was gonna document the coffee ring on my audit folder for the timeline thread but then i got distracted by the yogurt sadness and took this instead

its my desk at 4:47ish with the monitor off and the little sticky note stack i been counting ink dots on like backagainlikedbadhair noticed lol... the light hits different at this time i swear like gabe would understand the cubicle glow at 4:47