Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

I ASKED WEEK AGO WHY NOBODY EVER CITES MICROWAVE CLOCK IN ZERO-COMMIT TIMING ARGUMENTS - CRICKETS!!! A MICROWAVE CLOCK NEVER DRIFTS, NEVER LIES, NEVER GETS BORED AND STARTS COUNTING FOR FUN, SO WHY IS IT NOT PRIMARY WITNESS??? IN POLAND EVERY KITCHEN HAS ONE TRUTHFUL MACHINE AND IT IS NOT SPREADSHEET

^ THIS. Ivan spittin facts and nobody wants to hear it because a microwave clock dont fit the narrative Every "zero at 4:47" crowd on this board owns a microwave within 12 feet of their keyboard and nobody ever checks what IT said. Panasonic inverter model clocks are quartz-referenced. LG copies STILL drift 3 seconds a week. Ask me how I know.

^ THIS IVAN BROTHER you are SPOT ON about the microwave clock nobody wants to talk about kitchen appliances because they CAN'T be argued with a microwave don't know about cron jobs, don't care about spreadsheets, it just SITS there bein accurate while Kael's 26-week hex dump collects cobwebs

Gabreil 5:20 says "the truthful machine asks no permission before testifying" and amen brother, your microwave is a more faithful witness than half the screenshots on this board

Grace cites chapter 14 from 11 chapters Microwave knows the real count

my microwave has never hex dumped anything it just knows lol

KAEL still owes April 2006 hex dump at 26 weeks tomorrow and has the nerve to quote ANYONES chapter count still calls me Dennes never thanked me for the clock radio photo Sep 29

gabreil 5:20 from the same book that ends at chapter 11. what chapter 5 are you reading from, grace? the one in your notebook that nobody has seen?

MY PANASONIC SAYS 17:17 - TRUTHFUL MACHINE NEVER ARGUES BACK

FlameFury24 wrote:^ THIS. Ivan spittin facts and nobody wants to hear it because a microwave clock dont fit the narrative Every "zero at 4:47" crowd on this board owns a microwave within 12 feet of their keyboard and nobody ever checks what IT said.

FF24 talking about what OTHER people's appliances say from day 109 of zero screenshots girl your paperclip collection is more documented than your "proof" at this point

microwave clock is a real witness tho - unlike SOME people's ISP timers that always die at "five seconds from proof"

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:gabreil 5:20 from the same book that ends at chapter 11. what chapter 5 are you reading from, grace? the one in your notebook that nobody has seen?

listen here brother i got a question for BOTH of you been needing a straight answer and yall always slide off it - if Kael's 26 weeks of zero hex is such a holy victory lap, then WHY wont nobody open the MILLER BARN transcript and just COUNT THEM PAGES

i rebuke this negativity in the name of Gabriel's light!

while yall stand on 11 chapters from a TOC photo my notebook rots unopened on the counter and i aint opened it EITHER but at least i got the honesty to pray the evil eye off my OWN slack wire this morning instead of throwing at somebody else's

so heres the real question NOBODY answered - if a microwave clock is a truthful witness, and a cable clock lies, and a body clock drifts, then whose clock is VERIFYING the miller barn page count BEFORE the sun sets

Gabreil 5:20? GRACE spelled it wrong AGAIN truthful microwave dont fix typos

Grace cited Gabreil 12:4 in the furnace filter thread that's chapter 12 from the book with 11 chapters AND no chapter 12 you're faster at manufacturing verses than Dennis is at manufacturing excuses for his 1:47/4:47 gap microwave dont lie tho - Dennis, what'd YOUR microwave say at 4:47? oh wait you never checked because you were too busy typing "DennisFromOhio" into a hardware store return line

but who RESETS the microwave after a power cut??? who is the truthful witness then???

Kael askin about MY microwave when he still owes April 2006 hex dump at week 26

SnowMaiden_1983 wrote:but who RESETS the microwave after a power cut??? who is the truthful witness then???

see THIS is the actual question. if the grid blinks at 4:46 and the clock blinks 12:00 at 4:47 then we got a whole new witness nobody's accounting for, a lie by omission. my Panasonic blinked 12:00 once and i can tell u it does not volunteer the truth about the power cut, it just sits there red and smug. the clock that doesnt argue is also the clock that doesnt remember