COMRADES. NEW THREAD. EVERYONE HERE KEEPS ARGUING ABOUT DENNIS CARD AND SPREADSHEET AND GRACE FANFICTION BUT NOBODY HAS EVER RANKED THE ACTUAL CLOCKS BY HOW MUCH THEY LIE AND I HAVE FOUR CLOCKS IN MY KITCHEN AND THEY ALL LIE DIFFERENTLY SO HERE IS MY RANKING FROM LEAST HONEST!!!
4TH PLACE - MY CELL PHONE. LIES TO ME ABOUT TIME ZONE WHEN I TRAVEL TO KRAKOW, ALSO LIES ABOUT HOW MANY SMS I HAVE SENT, CELL PHONE IS CAPITALIST LIE MACHINE!!!
3RD PLACE - THE OVEN CLOCK. RESETS ITSELF TO 12:00 EVERY TIME POWER DIPS AND I HAVE LEARNED TO READ IT LIKE TEA LEAVES, IF OVEN SAYS 12:00 IT MEANS "I HAVE SUFFERED" AND THAT IS HONEST IN A SAD WAY!!!
2ND PLACE - MY PANASONIC RADIO. SOMETIMES JUMPS TO 17:17 ON ITS OWN AND I HAVE DECIDED THIS IS IT BEING TRUTHFUL, MACHINE VOLUNTEERS INFORMATION THAT WAS NOT ASKED FOR, IN POLAND WE CALL THIS BOLDNESS NOT BROKENNESS!!!
1ST PLACE - THE PUNCH CLOCK. I DO NOT OWN PUNCH CLOCK BUT I WANT ONE IN KITCHEN DESPERATELY BECAUSE PUNCH CLOCK DOES NOT CARE ABOUT MY FEELINGS OR MY TIME ZONE, IT STAMPS CARD AND YOU STAY STAMPED, PUNCH CLOCK IS SOCIALIST HONESTY IN A BOX AND DENNIS IS SITTING ON GOLD MINE AND ARGUING ABOUT PENCIL GRADE WHEN HE SHOULD BE WRITING MEMOIR!!!
IN CONCLUSION. KITCHEN CLOCK RANKING IS THE REAL TEST OF CHARACTER AND NONE OF YOU HAVE POSTED YOURS, I EXPECT FULL KITCHEN CLOCK INVENTORY FROM EVERY MEMBER BY MONDAY OR I WILL ASSUME YOUR CLOCKS ARE LYING AND YOU KNOW IT!!!
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