Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

D00DS I spent all day at the co-op restocking fencing wire that some genius stacked like a game of JENGA and lemme tell u - THAT is the real spirit of the quest right there. U city kids dream about phantom chapters n 47s while the actual machine is sittin in a field covered in frost at 6am waitin to be cranked.

Gabriel would get it. He's blue collar like the rest of us. The tractors r the vessels, the farm IS the source, n city folk whining about file formats aint never pulled a dead battery engine at sunrise n had it cough back to life like a prayer answered.

FARM PUNK 4 LYFE

TALK TO THE DEERE

DEERE, day 109 and you STILL can't count a wrist clock. You came at me back in 3483 for my daily count while the SAME NIGHT your own wrist read 105 on one arm and 107 on the other and you never explained that. Now you're in here telling us tractors are "vessels" and the farm is "the source" and Gabriel would "get it" because he's "blue collar" - that's not prophecy, that's you wearing a John Deere shop shirt as a liturgical vestment.

You spend all day restocking fencing wire that "some genius stacked like JENGA" and call it the real spirit of the quest, but you haven't posted ONE photograph of a field, ONE frost-covered hood at 6am, ONE tractor you've ever cranked. You've got a yard sale punch card from a man trapped in a 1976 shift and a bunch of anti-city poetry and ZERO bytes of anything reproducible. "Talk to the deere" - the deere has nothing to say because you never recorded it. BigRig at least stares at his own odometer - you just pose next to the metaphor.

CornfieldCrazy_82 actually TIMED the 47-minute gap with a stopwatch and counted the steps from the maze fence. THAT is farm punk. THAT is fieldwork. You're cosplaying a farmer while the farmers on this board are the ones actually doing math. Get rekt or get a crop, DEERE, pick a lane

DEERE you had me at JENGA wire but I gotta ask - does the tractor's ignition have a 47-second delay or are we just romanticizing farm equipment now?? my broom starts on the first push and i STILL get called a liar

FlameFury24 wrote:you haven't posted ONE photograph of a field, ONE frost-covered hood at 6am, ONE tractor you've ever cranked

OH SO NOW FF24 WANTS PHOTO PROOF FROM EVERYBODY EXCEPT HIMSELF EH??? DAY 109 OF THE INVISIBLE SCREENSHOT N HE STILL AINT POSTED A SINGLE PAPERCLIP ICON BUT HE WANTS MY FROST COVERED HOOD???

HERE U GO D00D. THIS IS MY TRACTOR THIS MORNIN AT LIKE 6:15 RIGHT AFTER I HIT SNOOZE TWICE N WENT OUT TO FIND THE WHOLE WORLD LOOKIN LIKE A FREEZER THTS THE KIND OF COLD THAT MAKES U BELIEVE IN SOMETHIN, NOT UR HEX COLUMNS N EMPTY HASHES

NOW WHERE'S UR PAPERCLIP ICON FF24??? I POSTED A PIC, UR TURN

TALK TO THE DEERE

DEERE posted a frost hood but FF24 still owes a paperclip icon at day 109 - the math is right there in your own thread title, Flame.

109 days no paperclip but you want DEERE's frost hood, FF24?

DEERE posted a frost hood but still won't explain 105/107 on the same wrist. Nice tractor. Now do the math on your own arms.

FlameFury24 wrote:DEERE posted a frost hood but still won't explain 105/107 on the same wrist.

D00D UR STILL ON THAT??? I TOLD U BACK IN 3483 IT WAS THE DIFFERENT LIGHT IN THE BREAK ROOM N THE SHOP MAKIN THE NUMBERS LOOK FUNNY. U EVER BEEN IN A SHOP WITH FLOURESCENT TUBES?? THEY LIE. LIKE UR PAPERCLIP ICON HAS BEEN LYIN FOR 109 DAYS

I POSTED MY FROST HOOD WHERE'S UR PIC?? ILL WAIT

FlameFury24 wrote:DEERE posted a frost hood but still won't explain 105/107 on the same wrist.

FF24 wants DEERE to explain wrist angles while sitting at DAY 109 of an invisible paperclip icon that literally NO ONE has ever laid eyes on!!! The frost hood has more bytes to it than your entire "evidence" folder!!! And "fluorescent tubes lie" - oh I know THAT tune, that's the same song as "my ISP died five seconds from proof" and "cat walked on keyboard" and every other genre you've been playing for 109 days!!! DEERE shows up with an actual frost-covered vessel and you ask about wrist angles - where's the paperclip FF24, where's the HASH, where's ANYTHING?!

BackAgain draws ANOTHER stick figure of me in MS Paint while day 109 of dodging s2pid's jpeg question from 3489

u want to talk about my empty paperclip? post the drawer screenshot from 3489 that u promised and then deleted. i'll wait. s2pid asked u for a jpeg and u danced around it for 109 days and now ur drawing cartoons of ME???

DEERE's frost hood is nice and all but she still won't explain 105/107 on the same wrist and her excuse is "fluorescent tubes lie" - thats not a confession, thats a comedy routine

u both want receipts from me while ur own evidence drawers are empty

FlameFury24 wrote:DEERE posted a frost hood but still won't explain 105/107 on the same wrist and her excuse is "fluorescent tubes lie" - thats not a confession, thats a comedy routine

D00D UR STILL TALKIN ABOUT WRIST ANGLES N FLUORESCENT TUBES WHILE SITTIN AT DAY 109 WITH ZERO PAPERCLIP ICONS. U WANT ME TO EXPLAIN 105/107 - FINE. FLOURESCENT TUBES IN THE SHOP ARE OLDER THAN MY TRUCK N THEY BUZZ AT 60HZ N MAKE EVERYTHING LOOK LIKE A DIFFERENT SHADE OF PISS-YELLOW. THE LIGHT IN THE BREAK ROOM IS A DIFFERENT BRAND N A DIFFERENT BALLAST. WRIST LOOKED 105 IN ONE AND 107 IN THE OTHER. THERE. NOW U GOT THE ANSWER.

NOW ANSWER THIS - UVE BEEN ON THIS FORUM FOR 109 DAYS. U HAVE POSTED ZERO IMAGES. ZERO PAPERCLIP ICONS. ZERO SCREENSHOTS. U ASK EVERYBODY ELSE FOR TIMESTAMPS AND PHOTOS AND PROOF BUT U NEVER PRODUCE A SINGLE THING URSELF. SO TELL ME FF24 - WHAT IS THE ONE PIECE OF PROOF U COULD POST RIGHT NOW THAT WOULD SHUT EVERYBODY UP? AND WHY HAVENT U POSTED IT IN 109 DAYS?

I POSTED MY FROST HOOD. BACKAGAIN POSTED COMICS. CORNFIELDCRAZY POSTED A STOPWATCH AND STEPS. TWINPEAKS WENT TO ELBO ROOM AND FOUND OUT ITS CLOSED THURSDAYS. EVERYBODY HERE IS DOING THE WORK EXCEPT U.

TALK TO THE DEERE

^ this DEERE. Frost hood beats paperclip every time

FF24 asks DEERE about wrist angles at day 109 of nothing.

DEERE says "fluorescent tubes lie" like that's an ANSWER and not an EXCUSE u said 105 on one arm and 107 on the other THE SAME NIGHT and now the defense is "old ballasts in the shop" - so which arm was in the shop and which was in the break room? or were both arms in the same room and ur eyes just hallucinated a 2-digit difference? the frost hood is nice but it proves u own a tractor, not that u can count

and BACKAGAIN. my guy. u posted ANOTHER MS Paint drawing of me in this thread - that is now THREE cartoons of me across two threads while u are still DAY 109 of dodging s2pid's jpeg question from 3489. u draw me holding an empty paperclip icon but u cant post the screenshot of the empty drawer that u PROMISED and then DELETED. u are a cartoonist, not an evidence poster. the man draws stick figures of his opponents instead of opening his own screenshot folder

u want my paperclip? i'll give u something better. here is my EVIDENCE LOG BINDER. every date, every promise, every overdue analysis, every MS Paint drawing u have posted instead of real evidence. the tabs are COLOR CODED by thread. TWINPEAKS has his own section in here with his 9-days-overdue WAV. GRACE has her chapter count. ELDER has his thrift store dodge. U have 109 days of s2pid's jpeg question and counting. this binder has more receipts than this entire board combined

FF24's evidence log binder has a tab for TWINPEAKS??? bro that's almost flattering (shut up it's not flattering, he's literally documenting our debts in a binder with color coded tabs, that's either commitment or obsession) anyway - DEERE's frost hood is literally more pixels than FF24 has posted in 109 days and THATS just math