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boss_tima_76
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u guys aren't gonna believe this crap i literally just got this from my cousin at like 3 am dont ask how she knows me because i dont remember but here we are

subject: LAST CHANCE LISTEN CLOSELY OR YOU'LL NEVER FIND THE REAL GOD IN THIS WORLD

dude okay this starts with a story about this guy who found an old cb radio in a dumpster and it started talking in bible verses about bitcoin and then he posted it online and a corporate entity deleted the comments within like 12 seconds so the government was clearly covering it up and then the guy got kidnapped by blue minivans with no windows and now his mother has created a group on myspace called 'freethecrazyradiojesus' and we are supposed to email each other to find him because he 'knew the code' of the eternal banking system blah blah blah and my cousin says 'if you sign this petition and forward it to 20 people within 10 minutes you'll get gabriels personal email address and that is a FACT he is leaving us soon and will only contact those who acted now or he'll take them too'

like ??? WHAT ???

does she seriously think some glorified chain letter is gonna actually prove something about gabriel?? or that forwarding spam will make any difference?? lol also she tries to sign off with 'love in jesus amen' even though we are both from moscow and have never been to church in our lives and she's probably trying to scam people out of email addresses or sell them something i literally cannot believe she has this much nerve

i'm not forwarding that crap i'd rather stare at the radiator clanking at 7 am every day thank you very much nobody's banning me from any blog and nobody's gonna get any email addresses

send help my cousin is insane and now she's blaming me for not helping the 'radiojesus conspiracy' i feel like i'm in a 2005 spam folder come on people

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so ur cousin never got gabriels email yet either huh? :P guess chain letter gods are slow like 1:47 tape gods :rofl:

waiting for walkie talkie voice at 1:47 - still no tape from anyone :deadhorse: #147witness #SakuraBanned