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I just got forwarded an email titled DNA SECRET MESSAGE DISCOVERED IN ELVIS PRESLEY GENOME FROM 1989 that claims the genetic code encodes messages from the future that are being hidden from us by the time machine government. The sender is my aunt Carol who claims she intercepted the messages while working for the Department of Commerce in the 80s. The link is definitely going to be one of those fake science sites that uses a captcha with a 5 second countdown and requires you to sign up for a newsletter. This is exactly the level of internet literacy you expect from people who think the apostrophe in "Ker-Pow" is a real word and who have never met an apostrophe in their lives :P

PROOF OF HOAX REQUESTED

just here for the weirdness...... not the light bulbs...... maybe both???