Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

Got an email this mornin (well, my cousin forwarded it, said "thought of you" lol) that if I forward it to 37 people, Bill Gates will personally deposit $7,500 into my account and Microsoft will track it with a secret code that only exists if you scroll to the bottom and copy-paste the whole thing into your browser bar. Now I have sat through many a sermon in my day and even I know Bill Gates ain't trackin' anything with a secret browser code. Also it says forward it within 20 minutes or you'll die broke and alone, which is EXACTLY the kind of fear-mongerin my old church used to do about tithin. I rebuke this chain email in the name of Gabreil's light and also in the name of common sense. If Microsoft really were passin out 7,500 a head I'd be gettin a real receipt from a real man not a browser bar. The only 47s in this world come from the WAV and the clock, not from Bill Gates' pocketbook. Aunt Edna, I love you, but forwardin this to 37 people aint gonna pay my tractor part either.

GraceWarrior_77 wrote:Got an email this mornin (well, my cousin forwarded it, said "thought of you" lol) that if I forward it to 37 people, Bill Gates will personally deposit $7,500 into my account and Microsoft will track it with a secret code that only exists if you scroll to the bottom and copy-paste the whole thing into your browser bar.

ok first of all grace ur tellin me ur cousin forwarded u a chain email about bill gates n u thought "this is relevant to my forum interests" thats like me gettin a spam email about nigerian prince inheritance n postin it in the sightings board like "hes been spotted!! with a briefcase!!"

secondly - 37 people?? SEVEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED DOLLARS?? grace babe that number alone shoulda tipped u off, u of all people kno what numbers mean on this board n 37 aint even a 47 adjacent number 37 is the temperature my kettle shuts off at, it aint scripture. if bill gates was really doin a deposit he'd make it 47 or 147 or at LEAST end it in 47 cents so the divine spreadsheet balances

n thirdly "I rebuke this chain email in the name of Gabreil's light" - GABREIL. u corrected ClassOf04s spelling in the other thread n then wrote GABREIL right here in ur own signature move the name has two L's at the end babe not a typo lottery

anyway aunt edna means well bless her, my nan used to forward me the one about the little girl with cancer who gets a penny for every forward n i fell for it SO many times before i realised hotmail wasnt actually a charity organisation

also also also - u cited 47:8 from an 11 chapter book in the other thread, u cited 3:9 in the shoe thread, n now ur rebukin chain emails in the name of gabreil chapter ??? from the same mystery expanding bibliography. at this point ur citations r like my toaster - they keep poppin up in places i didnt expect n theyre warm but i aint sure whats inside



e: forgot to say, the only 47s i trust this week came from commitcipher actually runnin curl on the push window, not from bill gates browser bar theology