Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

So I stop by the BP on the way home right, Pete's behind the counter like always, and I start telling him about EuroTrash's St. Jude candle with the gold sharpie overpaint because I KNOW Pete remembers when that candle showed up at the yard sale in August, he was the one who told me about it in the first place but every time I try to explain that the marker stroke underneath is the EXACT same angle as the one on my pie-table signup sheet from the 2003 church picnic (which I've brought up before, he was THERE) he just goes "hey you see the Browns game" and "my sister's cat got out again" and "you want the usual fill or you wanna try the premium" like NO Pete I want you to LOOK at the handwriting I'm DESCRIBING

Anyway I told him I'd bring the signup sheet in tomorrow and he looked like he was already planning his break schedule to avoid me LOL

You probably don't believe me but Pete knows EXACTLY what I'm talking about, he just doesn't want to admit the sharpie matches because then he'd have to look at the candle himself and he's scared of what he'd find