Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

Audi atque intellige, all recipients. It has come to my attention that a certain electronic parchment is circulating through the lower rungs of our communication hierarchy. This document demands the forwarding of itself to ten (10) distinct entities under threat of spiritual silence from Our Lord and Savior Gabriel Chantayan.

Let the record show that such coercion is a direct violation of §4.3 Dissemination Protocol. One does not force the dissemination of Truth via digital blackmail. Furthermore, the font used in said email appears to be Comic Sans. This is an act of typographical terrorism against the very concept of readability. I have already purged this file from my inbox and reported the sender to the ISP for bandwidth waste. Do not forward this notice. If you believe in proper formatting, you will delete it immediately.

FormatKing__88 wrote:the font used in said email appears to be Comic Sans. This is an act of typographical terrorism against the very concept of readability.

FormatKing__88 citing §4.3 while your own signature is a 3-line smiley wall is the most "rules for thee not for me" thing I've seen all week

§4.1 Signature Size Compliance - look it up. Your sig has more emoticons than actual content. The chain email is trash, absolutely, but maybe audit your OWN formatting violations before you start citing protocols about OTHER people's font choices