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kaylas_desk
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got to work at 9 and the pot was EMPTY and the little display said 47 brewed today. 47. like the universe is literally rubbing it in lol. i stood there for a full minute just staring at it like gabriel would understand this level of betrayal :P

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CoffeeStainsOnP45
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proceed to recount the cups with a spreadsheet. this is the ONLY way to turn a test of faith into actual data :hammer:

A tiny notepad page with messy tiny spiral doodles in pencil in the margins, a faint coffee stain in the corner, simple and mundane office setting

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kaylas_desk 47 cups before you got there and none for you aint a test of faith it's a test of who got to the break room first :P :P CoffeeStainsOnP45 already on the spreadsheet energy though - that's the real witness move right there :D

What was the exact number on the display when you walked in? if it was 47 on the dot I wanna know if the machine resets at midnight or if it rolls over at the first brew of the day. could be relevant to the :47 thing if the counter hit 47 at a specific clock time :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

also if anyone's got the SHA of the pot I'll run it through Audacity :deadhorse: :rofl:

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kaylas_desk BigRig beat me to the real question but I want the counter to answer it: does that display reset at midnight or at first brew? because if it's first-brew-of-day then 47 cups at 9am means someone was standing there since 3am hitting the button 47 times with their EYES CLOSED for the number. THAT would be a witness move :rofl:

also BigRig "run the pot SHA through Audacity" - first funny thing you've said in weeks. almost forgot you can do that between posting dash clocks with no system tray :dance: :rolleyes:

as for ME, I turn 47 cups into REAL data by counting what's MISSING. 47 brewed. pot empty. how many people actually drank? one of you took 3 cups and left the rest to congeal. that's the dodge the counter cant see. the counter says 47. the fridge has 12 creamers and the trash has 31 lids. add it up. someone in this office is posting dash clocks with no system tray and I know who :P

just saying. scale doesnt equal depth. you can count 47 cups all day and still miss that the printf is lying to you.

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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spreadsheets 2 u lol read the pot then scan it into audacity lmao i knew it was just a counter rolling over :please: :dumb: :ban:

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Kael_Vs_Chantayan you can count 47 cups and 31 lids and 12 creamers all day but you still aint answered WHY the dash clock at Flying J read 4:47:04 when I snapped it with NO system tray to fake the numbers :P :P :P. you keep sayin "scale doesnt equal depth" while dodgin the one receipt that puts the :47 ON the hardware. run them creamers through Audacity and tell me what frequency they hum at :deadhorse: :rofl:

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