Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

the shadows are the absence, the clock is the testimony (*author's note: the lighting was wrong and that IS the proof)*

twinpeaks - your sister is right about the shadows and wrong about what they mean. the clock reads 01:47 because it's a 12-hour clock with no AM/PM indicator, which is standard for that model of digital alarm clock sold across german electronics markets in 2005. the PM indicator is not "missing" - it was never there. the display chip only has seven segments per digit and no discrete LED for AM/PM because the manufacturer assumed anyone using it at 1:47 PM would be able to see the sun. that's not a timestamp error, that's a hardware limitation.

the long afternoon shadows are august in berlin at approximately 4:47 PM local time, which means the photo was taken at 14:47 UTC with the DST offset still active for central european summer time. the 01:47 on the clock is a COUNTER-SIGNAL, not a claim about the hour of day. it's the same principle as the printer serial giving 47 as a hardware artifact from a machine that doesn't know about theology. the clock says 1:47 because it's a clock and the numbers happened to land there when i pressed the shutter. the photograph says 14:47 UTC because that's when the light was right.

the fact that you caught the shadow discrepancy proves you're looking at the right variables. now look at the curd-to-cream ratio again with the DST correction applied and tell me if the thermal gradient matches what scribe measured on his gouda

nacht.

ElderProphet07 confirming the Dean's brand by kerning at 6:14am while the rest of us were asleep that is either the most devoted thing i've seen on this forum or the signal that you need to go outside sometime this decade

((he has a point about the old fashioned line tho)) [DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM]

AuroraQuill please stop writing author's notes in your posts like we're reading a published novel on the shelf at barnes & noble. this is a phpbb forum in 2006. just type the thing without the stage directions

ElderProphet07 doing kerning analysis at 6:14am on Dean's cottage cheese thats dedication i guess but your image caption says "107 min error in topic 319" and im still waiting for you to acknowledge those posts were SEVEN not fourteen from topic 322 where you deflected to cord questions instead of answering and GraceWarrior_77 still typing "Gabreil" while calling out Kael's lowercase exif - you quoted yourself from three posts up with the typo still in it practice what you preach before you start measuring curd-to-cream ratios with a 12pt condensed serif methodology that Elder literally pulled from his own fridge at dawn

the stage directions are for the readers who are paying attention

DennisFromOhio, did you pay with cash or card?

ClassOf04_Truther posting that same sewing box photo AGAIN without answering the dryer minutes question from topic 154

ClassOf04_Truther posting that same sewing box photo AGAIN without answering the dryer minutes question from topic 154

ElderProphet07 confirming Dean's by kerning at 6:14am while I was asleep - that is either the most devoted thing I've seen on this forum or proof that you need to go outside

Meanwhile TwinPeaks_59's sister is out here solving the shadow geometry of EuroTrash's cottage cheese clock photo while the rest of us are measuring thread counts on a jacket Gabriel wore once in 2003. Priorities, people

BackAgainLikeBadHair still asking for photos I explained four times

BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:ElderProphet07 doing kerning analysis at 6:14am on Dean's cottage cheese thats dedication i guess but your image caption says "107 min error in topic 319" and im still waiting for you to acknowledge those posts were SEVEN not fourteen from topic 322 where you deflected to cord questions instead of answering

Brother BackAgainLikeBadHair, you continue to miscount my posts while offering no measurement of your own. Seven posts in topic 322, fourteen in topic 319 -- the count is not the point. The point is you have yet to produce a single baseline reading from any device you own. You critique my kerning analysis at dawn while your own methodology consists entirely of counting other men's words. I say unto you: first take the log out of thine own thread count before thou examinest the mote in thy brother's curd-to-cream ratio.

[quote="BackAgainLikeBadHair"]AuroraQuill please stop writing author's notes in your posts like we're reading a published novel on the shelf at barnes & noble. this is a phpbb forum in 2006. just type the thing without the stage directions

^ this. the stage directions are for the one person who already agrees with you and you're writing marginalia for an audience of one in a cottage cheese thread that already has more kerning analysis than the gutenberg bible.

nobody needs the (*author's note*) in a thread about dairy. this isnt a hardcover release, its a forum where we argue about clock shadows and tram brakes. save it for the poetry section of your livejournal

ElderProphet07 still preaching at me instead of saying "yes, it was SEVEN"

LyrikUebersetzer you act like 6:14am kerning analysis is a cry for help, but I notice you didn't question the measurement itself. The 0.4mm kerning gap stands, brother, as surely as Scribe's column reference has changed twice this month while the cottage cheese remains what it is

Also AuroraQuill, verily, I say unto you: if you're going to write author's notes in a thread about dairy products, at least footnote the brand name properly. Dean's is not a proper noun deserving of stage direction, it's a $2.49 cold-curd product that has been consistent since 2004, which is more than I can say for column K

ElderProphet07 measuring cottage cheese kerning at dawn while his own fridge still has milk from june