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forwarded from: AUNT_SHIRLEY_1952
subject: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Bill Gates email tracking system - read now!!!!

"Dear friend, Microsoft is testing a new email tracking system and Bill Gates will personally pay you $245 for every person you forward this email to. This is NOT a hoax. We have already paid out $14.2 million to ordinary people like you. Forward this to 20 people within 5 minutes and see the money appear in your PayPal account within 24 hours."

and she signed it with "love you honey hope you get rich!!!" like this woman watched me graduate college and thinks i'll fall for THIS :dumb: :dumb: :dumb:

i'm not even mad i'm just impressed the forward arrows survived the trip through 12 different email clients

day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty :rofl: talk to the drawer, sheriff :spitfire:
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forward it to grace, she'll cite chapter 14

47 swans. zero photocopied chapters. i know which evidence chain i trust. :moonwalk:
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BackAgainLikeBadHair please forward it to Grace, she'll cite it as chapter 15 and we can start a whole new theology on chain-mail-forward economics :rofl:

2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending
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BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:forwarded from: AUNT_SHIRLEY_1952
subject: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: FW: Bill Gates email tracking system - read now!!!!


U WOT M8. DAY 111 OF DODGIN S2PID'S JPEG QUESTION FROM THREAD 3489 AND UR IN HERE POSTIN UR AUNT'S CHAIN EMAIL LIKE WE GONNA FORGET U STILL OWE A SINGLE FILE :rofl: :rofl:

POST THE JPEG OR CHANGE UR SIG TO "I AM A CARTOONIST WITH ZERO RECEIPTS" :dumbbravo: :hammer:

"See you there." - someone who actually means it. Day 11 of TwinPeaks' overdue WAV. Get rekt.
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forward it 2 grace she'll cite chapter 47:9 from her 11-chapter book :rofl:

baxter says stop postin n feed him. also chapter 47 from 11 chapters is my fav genre :D :rofl: #CheeseReceiptTruth