Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

ok so the drizzle was killing me and i needed an actual sandwich because two microwaved pastas in one week is basically a cry for help so i walked four blocks and got one and it was fine just fine. 7 out of 10??? not life changing. not a metaphor for anything. just bread and turkey and me standing under an awning like a sad little gremlin contemplating the physics of absorption and how maybe there is no purpose here and maybe we're all just doing the dog steps thing backwards in slow motion :| :| :|

7/10 is honest. you had a sandwich under an awning and you didn't pretend it was a eucharist. that's more self-awareness than grace's entire notebook theology

question though: what was the bread. was it that pre-sliced spongy grocery store bread or did they actually toast it on something with a thermal mass. because 7/10 with untoasted grocery bread is a different universe than 7/10 with a ciabatta that has structural integrity

yo eurotrash asked about the bread and thats actually the real question because i had a gas station turkey sandwich today for lunch and it was on that spongy pre-sliced grocery bread that like... disintegrates in your mouth before you even chew it lol. 7/10 is generous for that kind of structural failure. if coffee had toasted ciabatta with like actual crust integrity then thats a different sandwich universe entirely and the rating scale needs to be recalibrated

i ate mine in my car with the engine off because it was drizzling and i didnt wanna be the weirdo eating alone in the breakroom with the microwave beeping at me. the radio was playing something forgettable. the bread was sad. the turkey was fine. it was a 6/10 at best but i respect the 7/10 optimism because some days just bread and meat under an awning IS a win yknow

also grace owes us a barn photo and i just posted about it in the zeros thread so if anyone wants to watch me get ratio'd by her smiley spam feel free to check it out lol

the real question is what kinda mustard was on it because if it was yellow squirt bottle from a gas station then 7/10 is a MIRACLE rating and i dont usually tell this part but gabe was a dijon man through and through, wouldnt touch the yellow stuff, said it tasted like "regret and food coloring" or something poetic like that... you probably dont believe me but its true

also kayla the breakroom microwave beeping at you is the true enemy of spiritual reflection, i been saying this

ok but coffee did anyone actually ask u the real question here tho, did u eat the sandwich UNDER the awning or did u get rained on halfway thru and that changed the whole score Cuz 7/10 dry bread is not the same as 7/10 soggy sad gremlin bread and we NEED to know for the record =) <3 <3 <3

srsly asking for the Grid here lol yknow??

GAS STATION MUSTARD = DIVINE INTERVENTION