like bro. bro. u cant just ghost the rustypod-specs repo AND my heart?? i am 18 years old and i thought maybe this time would be different maybe i would catch u typing maybe i would see u push even ONE SINGLE TINY LITTLE COMMIT but no. nothing. zero. nada. zilch. 
did u forget about us?? did u forget about the validation showdown?? did u forget about my orange extension cord dreams?? (spoiler: the cord was still made of light and it was still 47 volts but the digits were gum again 
) i am NOT crying i am just very disappointed and also maybe a little proud because like. zero commits. that is a COMMITMENT. that is a LIFESTYLE. that is the kind of dedication to emptiness that makes me believe even harder. 
but fr. fr fr. i need answers. i need metadata headers. i need comp_aq_rick to stop dodging. i need TwinPeaks_59 to post the WAV file. i need someone to tell me if Gabriel is okay. is he okay??? did he eat breakfast??? does he know that his fans exist??? i need to know!!! because i stayed up until 3am reorganizing my Gabriel shrine by commit count and my mom yelled at me and i dont even care because
the silence is speaking and i am listening and i am WAITING and i am 18 and i am READY for the truth. 
oh and btw. Euclid booth 4. Sept 4 meetup. Sept 12 showdown. orange extension cord. Fluke 87V. Last-Modified headers. metadata headers. WAV file. TEST 47. reel tape. not clock photos. not cousin stories. ACTUAL WAVEFORM CAPTURE. i am coming for you TwinPeaks_59. i am coming for you comp_aq_rick. and i am coming for the truth.
but seriously tho. zero commits.
