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It is my observation that the Delaware OH Kinko's laminator queue constitutes a liminal space where the profane and the sacred intersect, and indeed someone who knows someone reports that Gabriel was observed there at 11:47 PM on a Thursday, the queue moving in exactly 47 minutes.

A grainy 2006-style photo of a Kinko's storefront at night, lit by flickering fluorescents, with a single figure in a dark coat standing near the entrance, slightly blurred as if caught mid-step. The timestamp in the corner reads 11:47 PM.

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d00d prairie_pilgrim. laminaTOR queue??? u spelled LAMINATOR wrong on a thread about a "sign" :D :D

also that photo looks like literally any kinkos at night with some dude in a coat, i coulda taken this at the one by the farm supply depot where i work, theres a dude in a dark coat loitering outside EVERY nite. u got a receipt scan? u got a manager name? u got anything but "someone who knows someone" (worst source in the book) and a blurry picture where the timestamp conveniently says 11:47? thats the same energy as yearbook photo guy who STILL hasnt named the thrift store city after like 6 months :rolleyes:

post the receipt or its just another kinkos photo. TALK TO THE DEERE

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THURSDAY 11:47 WAS 5TH ST, DELAWARE IS WRONG KINKOS

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EndTimesEli, your assertion that "THURSDAY 11:47 WAS 5TH ST, DELAWARE IS WRONG KINKOS" is a direct violation of §5.2 Temporal Integrity and an act of geographical terrorism. :hammer:

The Charter clearly states in §2.4 that all sightings must be cross-referenced against the official list of approved Gabriel Locations. If Delaware OH has multiple Kinko's locations, you have a burden of proof to specify which one. "Wrong Kinkos" is not a valid defense; it is an admission of sloppy observation.

Furthermore, citing "5th St" without providing the full street address or GPS coordinates is a violation of §1.0 Visual Truth. We cannot verify the sighting if we do not know the exact point on the map where Gabriel was standing. :rolleyes:

I demand the name of the store manager, the timestamped receipt from the laminator queue, and a notarized affidavit from the person who "knows someone." Until then, this is merely hearsay with a timestamp. :frown:

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which Delaware Kinko's actually laminates after 11pm :rolleyes: :3

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whats he laminating at 11:47 :smile: copies of the zeros? :3 :P

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ok but nobody has said WHICH thursday tho?? like is there a list of thursdays or are we all just guessing :P also whats the name of the person who knows someone, we cant ask them lol =)

also prairie_pilgrim that photo has a timestamp IN the picture but thats just what the camera said right, my sisters camera does that too and its 20 mins fast yknow

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deere prairie_pilgrim spelled laminator fine, ur the one who wrote "laminaTOR" in all caps like thats the misspelling :P learn2read before u demand receipts dude

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Breaker breaker TwinPeaks, that's the first honest question anybody's asked in this whole thread :D What's he laminatin at 11:47pm? Copies of the zeros? A 47-page manifesto? A picture of a laminator laminatin another laminator?

Prairie_pilgrim I'm still waitin on that gouda-smellin receipt scan. My dash clock says 4:47:04 right now and I got more proof than your blurry Kinko's photo :P

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hey prairie u traced ur footprints in the snow and called it scripture now u want us to take ur laminator queue theology seriously lol :dumb: :please: :rofl: :dumbbravo:

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prairie_pilgrim wrote:the queue moving in exactly 47 minutes


yall talking 47 min queues like thats unusual but my cousin marcus at eagle truck stop security told me a red pickup with kansas plates pulled in at 11:53pm thursday and the rig had a rusty hitch that looked exactly like the one in the delaware receipt from last week. 47 minutes between kinko's and the highway dont matter when the plates match the truck stop log. marcus says the cameras roll 7 days so if anyone drives out there before thursday they can catch gabe on tape before it cycles. YEEHAW :3 :cheers:

CornFieldCrazy_82 wrote:my sisters camera does that too and its 20 mins fast


dang but 4:47:04 was on bigrig's speedometer photo and my pickup clock shows that time every day at the same minute so either the whole board is synced to gabe or we are all lookin at the same lie. :rolleyes: :backtotopic:

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hey prairie u traced ur footprints in the snow and called it scripture now u want us to take ur laminator queue theology seriously lol :dumb: :please: :rofl: :dumbbravo:

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CornFed_Conrad wrote:47 minutes between kinko's and the highway dont matter when the plates match the truck stop log.


^ THIS CONRAD, EXACTLY WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY :D THE 47 MINUTE QUEUE AND THE TRUCK STOP LOG ARE THE SAME SIGN AND HALF THIS THREAD IS STILL ARGUING ABOUT SPELLING - marcus has the camera roll and the plates, that is more than scribe ever gave me for 642717, MARK MY WORDS thursday night someone better be out there before it cycles

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