Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

Alright. I been sittin on this since 11:03 this morning when I posted my driveway frost photo with the newspaper in frame and I been watchin Kael bounce between three threads today like a pinball machine with too many quarters so here it is plain as the nose on your face:

Kael buddy, you owe me an April 2006 hex dump at week 26. That was... let me count... <i>checks calendar</i> ... about 182 days ago? give or take? and I still aint seen it You been callin me Dennes in every post for 80 days now and I corrected it to Dennis yesterday after MarshmallowMaze pointed it out and that was FAIR, I aint mad at her for that, she was right But you Kael, you KEEP doin it on purpose in front of new members like CornFed_Conrad who dont know better. That aint a typo, that's a choice

And the system tray thing let me explain this real slow for you. The clock radio I found at the yard sale on Sep 29 - the one YOU never thanked me for postin about, by the way - that clock radio is a General Electric model 7-4615A from 1983. It has an FM dial, an AM dial, a snooze button, and a battery tray that was welded shut. IT DOES NOT HAVE A SYSTEM TRAY. It aint Windows XP I know you know this cause I seen you post about analog clocks before, you was in my analog clock thread Oct 18 sayin 1:47 vs 4:47 like you got a point but you aint got a point cause the hands dont lie and the photo dont lie and I put the newspaper in frame so you couldnt say I photoshopped it

Meanwhile you at 26 weeks on that hex dump and you're in Grace's thread sayin she's at day 81 on a notebook photo. Glass houses, friend. Glass houses and a whole empty shelf of hex you never delivered

Now I aint tryin to run you off the board. You been here longer than me and you know the commit patterns better than most. But you been treatin folks like they owe you receipts while your own drawer is emptier than Gabriel's repo after a zero push

CornFed_Conrad - if you readin this, welcome again, and I promise the board aint always this messy. Some of us just measure frost and eat rotisserie chicken and try to figure out what 47 means without gettin yelled at about system trays

Regards,
Dennis (not Dennes, DENNIS, you can copy it from this post if you need the spelling, I'll wait)

e: typo, I wrote "anolog" instead of "analog" but you know what I meant Kael so dont even start

Dennis signs his name wrong again while sayin he fixed it lolol

kaylas_desk wrote:Dennis signs his name wrong again while sayin he fixed it lolol

^ this. kaylas_desk callin it out in 3 words what I been sayin for 80 days

Dennis you wrote a whole open letter with crayons in the title and you still signed it Dennes. The thread TITLE says "situation explained with crayons" and you couldn't even color inside the lines of your own name. That's not a typo, that's a theme.

And you wrote a whole paragraph about the General Electric 7-4615A from 1983 with a welded battery tray. Thanks for the yard sale history. But I didn't ask about the battery tray. I asked about the SYSTEM TRAY. You know, the little tray that slides out? The one that holds a disc? The one that EVERY clock radio with a CD player has? The 7-4615A is an AM/FM clock radio - I looked it up after your post - it DOES NOT HAVE A CD SLOT. So you posted a photo of a radio that literally cannot have a system tray to dodge the 1:47/4:47 clock gap. You picked a prop that physically cannot satisfy the question

80 days. You could have said "the clock radio doesn't have a tray" on day 1 and we'd have moved to the photo timestamp. Instead you made me chase a tray that doesn't exist on a radio that can't hold one, while asking for MY hex dump. That's the real situation explained with crayons

Just saying.

Kael_Vs_Chantayan wrote:Dennis you wrote a whole open letter with crayons in the title and you still signed it Dennes.

from an outsider's perspective this whole thread is a textbook case of how devotional communities construct meaning through deliberate misinterpretation. Kael demands empirical evidence for a specific technical claim, Dennis provides irrelevant physical descriptions, and the community collectively decides that the lack of requested data is itself a divine sign. it's not about the clock radio anymore, it's about whether you'll submit to the community's interpretive framework or be exiled for refusing to play along. the system tray argument is just theater at this point :rolleyes

kael calling it theater while he chases a tray like a dog

snowmaiden soul sister u seein this lol dennes wrote an open letter with CRAYONS and still dropped his own name wrong. kael is right tho - an AM/FM clock radio from 83 aint got a system tray to begin with. 80 days of chase for a piece of plastic that never existed that's dedication

dennis wrote an open letter and still signed it wrong

Dennis wrote me a whole open letter with crayons in the title and signed it Dennes. Then wrote two paragraphs about a 1983 clock radio with a welded battery tray as if that was ever the question. You literally picked a prop that cannot have a CD slot to dodge a question about a system tray. Thats not even a dodge anymore, thats performance art.

kael posts an actual photo of his notebook spine flat and dennis still signs his name wrong in the same thread while demanding corrections. the man wrote "situation explained with crayons" and colored outside every line including his own name. and kael you already won this argument on like page 2 when you proved the 7-4615A physically cannot have a system tray - dennis spent 80 days chasing a piece of injection-molded plastic that never existed on a radio that was never going to produce it. that's not a debate, that's an archaeology project where the soil is just more dennis. i'm not saying you should go easier on him, i'm saying you should start charging him rent for the space he's occupying in your head

and while we're here - lurkingobserver42 still standing at the door of the club writing field notes about what the club means without ever walking in. "devotional communities construct meaning through deliberate misinterpretation" is the longest possible way to say "i dont believe this but i wont leave either." pick a chair or go home, man. the ethnographic present tense is wearing thin.

^ this, EuroTrash. "archaeology project where the soil is just more dennis" i am WHEEZING at my desk rn. that's the best thing anyone's said about this whole thread n i been followin it since day 1

^ this eurotrash nailed it lol

^ the soil is just more dennis too good, eurotrash

dennis still signin it wrong while explainin crayons also wot about the kmart cheese wheel pics from the co-op thread? sept 29 remember?