Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

still no 16awg extension cord volunteers!!! I'm bringing my own cord AND my calibrated flint stone with NIST knapping specs!!! who's with me?!?!

^ BestBuddyStar cheese receipt shrine is the most honest evidence on this board

BestBuddyStar you're bringing a fluke 87V finally!!! ScribeOfTheGrid was JUST asking what multimeter model you use in topic 252 while his own phantom sheet 3 still has blank thermal cells

I'll bring my hoodie cuff so we can match the thread count against the 87V's capacitance reading on the weave grain - I already proved in topic 369 that the 47pF setting matches the 2003 loose thread gap exactly. You still ignoring my cuff photo Scribe?

Count me in for the extension cord too, I've got a 16awg that's been sitting in my garage since 2002, it's literally older than the Euclid meetup threads

16awg cord for what the meter runs on a 9V battery

EuroTrash_Herr666 the 16awg cord is for the SOCKET GROUND not the meter the meter runs on a 9V yeah but if you're reading a grounded receptacle with a floating reference you're measuring noise not the socket - 16awg gives you a clean earth bond to the meter's COM terminal so your ground reference actually IS ground and not whatever the pole light's 40 year old rusted conduit is radiating. i learned this the hard way when i got 47mV of phantom voltage at Euclid that turned out to be the pole light bonding strap corroded half through

((sis stop mansplaining grounding to eurotrash he asked a simple question)) [J I AM NOT MANSPLAINING I AM ANSWERING THE QUESTION HE LITERALLY SAID ]

((you literally wrote three sentences about corrosion bonding before the joke)) [THE JOKE IS THE PHOTO LOOK AT THE DOG SOCKET AND TELL ME THAT'S NOT THE FACE OF A DACHSHUND]



[Attached image: A close-up photo of a standard North American electrical wall outlet, shot at a slightly tilted angle. The shadow of the upper receptacle and the curve of the plastic trim around the lower one creates an uncanny resemblance to a long-faced dog silhouette - two screw holes look like eyes, the lower receptacle opening forms a droopy snout, and the ground hole sits like a small nose. A handwritten sticky note above the outlet reads 'his name is Sparky']

BestBuddyStar finally bringing 16awg AND a Fluke to Euclid

BestBuddyStar what breaker rating are you plugging that 16awg into

BestBuddyStar finally bringing 16awg AND a Fluke to Euclid

16AWG cord for what the meter runs on a 9V battery

ClassOf04_Truther I notice you still haven't posted a single cell reference for your hoodie cuff thread density claim across any of the four threads where I asked. You're bringing it to Euclid. I'll believe the 47pF match when I see the lookup table, not the garage photo.

ListMasterPrime copy-pasting EuroTrash's joke as your own post learn2original

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:what breaker rating are you plugging that 16awg into

15A standard euclid residential, 87V max reading on 16awg earth bond who else bringing leads tomorrow??

ElderProphet07 wrote:[Attached image: A scan of a library catalog card, yellowed and typed, reading 'Chantayan, G. See also: Sheet 3 (PHANTOM)' with a librarian's handwritten note in red ink]

ElderProphet07 that library card is the best thing you've posted all month even a LIBRARIAN knows sheet 3 doesn't exist while ScribeOfTheGrid has been filing thermal decay offsets under a phantom shelf for four months QFT on the catalog card, that belongs in the archive pinned to the top

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:I'll believe the 47pF match when I see the lookup table, not the garage photo

Scribe you STILL haven't addressed my 2003 cuff photo thread count matching the 47pF setting while you're asking for a lookup table from the guy whose entire filing system references a sheet called "3" that has never been opened I brought the 16awg cord AND the cuff to Euclid September 2nd, bring your lookup table and we'll settle it with the Fluke

TwinPeaks_59 still hasn't said if his 87V was set to internal cold junction for that socket temp reading.

^ LurkingObserver42 exactly the probe tip question is the first methodologically sound inquiry anyone has made in the MM267 thread since topic 255. Asking about probe configuration before discussing Hz readings is basic measurement hygiene - Bitte, BestBuddyStar, if you're bringing the 87V to Euclid tomorrow bring the STOCK leads not the aftermarket needle tips the input impedance changes with the tip contact area and nobody in the other thread accounted for that yet

Danke for finally posting a breaker rating instead of another photo of a sewing box.