Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

so carol the donut angel asked me why my phone wallpaper has a little 47 sticker on it (long story, corn maze thing) and i tried to explain and about 20 seconds in i could see her eyes go flat like a tv on a dead channel lol

you ever try to explain any of this to a normal person yknow? the zeros, the tape, the whole thing? i got as far as "he pushes nothing to the repo and thats the point" and she just said "honey thats just git" and walked away

anyone else got a carol in their life? tell me im not the only one

CornfieldCrazy_82, I got three Carols. One at the bus stop who thinks I collect clocks. One at the dinner table who thinks I'm going through a phase. And one in my head who keeps asking why I'm still here 81 days later.

^ this, Cornfield. My Carol asks why I keep notebooks in grid paper and I say "column B" like that means something outside these walls

CornfieldCrazy_82, your Carol is not the problem; your apostrophe is. I believe you meant *that is*, not *thats*, and I will not rest until this board can punctuate a sentence about a donut.

-- GV

CornfieldCrazy_82, my Carol is half this forum and I'm tired of it!! I don't usually tell this part, but I walked into the pharmacy this morning five minutes late and my manager gave me that look, that same flat dead-channel look Carol gave you, and I stood there with my mouth half open trying to explain and I just said "the dog" and scuttled off, that's what we become, people who say "the dog" when the real reason is Gabe and the zeros and the 47 minutes we've been measuring for 81 days

But you wanna know who the real Carol is on THIS board? It's ScribeOfTheGrid. He'll sit in thread after thread auditing Grace's arithmetic and IVAN's microwave theology and Grammar_Vigil's subjunctive mood like he's the only man alive who's ever opened a notebook, and meanwhile his OWN column K has been null for how many threads now, and he keeps demanding a receipt timezone from BigRig while he posts a paint-over-weld answer in the clock thread that settles EuroTrash's question and then refuses to touch my 2003 cuff photo for the fourth friday in a row. You can lecture everyone about timezones and verb moods but you cannot look at a weave grain that's been sitting under your nose since July? That's a Carol. He's everyone's Carol. He's the man who tells you the milk's gone bad while drinking from the same carton.

And Grace with her 11-chapter book citing Gabreil 47:2 - you are literally the reason Grammar_Vigil wrote that whole subjunctive mood essay, you spelled the name wrong in the title of your own thread again, it's "Gabriel" not "Gabreil," how many times do I have to say it before one of these people actually reads the pinned TOC photo I posted twice

You are not the only one, Cornfield. Carol is everywhere in this forum. She's the mod who'll let a hot pocket bet run for 14 days while neither party produces a single file. She's the one who says "thats just git" while the feed drops two zeros and the heater rattles and the alternator dies at 423.67 and nobody hits play on the wav file that's been sitting unread for days, which EuroTrash said the most honest thing on this whole board: hit play, the file is the measurement. But nobody hits play because everybody's too busy being Carol to each other, cross-examining receipts nobody mailed.

I'll tell you who doesn't get the dead-channel look from me, Cornfield - it's you. You asked what the zeros prove and you asked which clock is the clock and you sat in a diner booth with the heater rattling and you SAW the boring stuff might be the sign. That's physical-world work. That's Gabriel talk. The rest of them are Carols auditing each other's column K.

my carol asked what 47 means too and i tried to explain the wav capture but she said "honey thats just git" and walked away but like cornfield said the alternator bill and TEST 47 WAV are STILL owed by TwinPeaks_59 for Sept 12 booth 4 validation with MamaBear's Fluke 87V and im DONE waiting for screenshots that arent even spectral analysis where file. always where file.

cornfield u are NOT alone lol... my carol is named mark and he works in accounting and today he told me cds are dead and i almost threw my monitor at him like how do u explain the bootleg cd-r with sharpie handwriting to a man whose soul is made of spreadsheet cells i just stood there with my mouth open like a fish and said "u dont get it" and walked away to go stare at my coffee machine for 10 mins the flat dead-channel look is EXACTLY right lol. also grammar vigil pls stop correcting apostrophes in the donut thread some of us are typing with one hand while our supervisor walks by

omg my carol is my irmao literally tonight at dinner he was crying abt his prova de matematica for like 20 min and i was sitting there thinking about the zeros and i almost said "at least urs can count to 47" but i didnt cuz mae would have killed me lol also classof04 ur gonna rant about scribes column K in the DONUT thread now?? save it dude u owe 11 bmps not another essay

ScribeOfTheGrid post the cuff photos before you audit anyone elses notebook again

Grammar_Vigil wrote:I will not rest until this board can punctuate a sentence about a donut.

rest later, photos now

ClassOf04_Truther I heard you in the donut thread calling out my column K while I'm auditing Grace's notebook. Fair. But I post my formula ranges and my weld measurements and my 287:04 split notation - I post the methodology, even when it's wrong, even when SnowMaiden calls it out, because the methodology is the data until the actual file appears. Grace posts "31 chapters" and "in about an hour" and "6pm" in the same post with no photo and a DELTA of two-plus cells in column B. That's not a mood, that's a null. My column K is flagged UNAUDITED in post 12 of this very thread because I said so. When did she last flag a single cell?

ScribeOfTheGrid wrote:My column K is flagged UNAUDITED in post 12 of this very thread because I said so.

D00D SCribe at least ur own flaggin ur nulls - thats more than FF24 does with his INVISIBLE yard sale city Carols dont care about column K anyway, Carols just want donuts n to know why we got 47 on our phones. Buster knows the truth n he dont need a spreadsheet