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CornFed_Conrad
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yall this morning was like a GABE parable and nobody gets it but me so i gotta share

woke up before dawn to help dad move the cattle down to the lower pasture because the feed truck comes at 6:14 and if those cows aint in the right field theyll eat the wrong grass and the whole season gets messed up i told my dad this is exactly like what GABE talks about in the 4:47 hour the precision the ORDER the feed truck aint never late its never early it comes at 6:14 and the cows know it in their bones the way they move when the gate opens the way they file into the lower pasture like its a divine procession i swear to you russ at the diner today he was laughing but its TRUE the cattle moved at 6:13:58 and the feed truck rolled up at 6:14:00 and that gap of two seconds is where GABE lives he lives in the gap between chaos and order between the old world feed schedules and the new world where every hoofstep matters does anyone else see this or do i need to print more flyers

also my tractor battery died twice but thats a warranty issue more than a spiritual one

GABE IS MY CO-PILOT (AND JESUS IS MY BACKUP GPS)
LyrikUebersetzer
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CornFed_Conrad, your 6:14 feed truck story would benefit from one detail nobody on this board has ever answered: what timezone does the feed server run on? Dennis asked this in thread 3442 and I co-signed it in 3598, but the cattle can move at 6:14 in Ohio while the repo stamps the zero at 6:14 server-time in a different offset, and suddenly your two-second gap is actually a three-hour gap. Bitte, I need a timezone before I can footnote your parable v. 2.3

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