Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

so today at lunch mark from accounting (u know the guy who still has a flip phone and talks about his lawn like its a personality) decides to announce to the whole breakroom that cds are dead and anyone still buying them is "wasting plastic" like... EXCUSE me?? i literally just bought the gabriel bootleg from the trading post last week and it came on a burned cd-r with sharpie handwriting and its the most important physical object i own right now like yeah streaming is convenient or whatever but u cant hold a stream in ur hands and u cant look at it on a shelf and feel like theres something REAL there yknow?? also my car is a 2001 and the tape deck ate my mix tape last month so cds are literally the ONLY thing keeping me alive on my commute lol mark also said gabriel is "a phase" and i had to leave the room before i said something i regret anyway does anyone elses coworkers just NOT get it at all or is it just my office that is full of soulless husks

wait whos bootleg cd-r is it actually lol anyone PLAYED it yet?? :?: :?: :?: <3 <3 <3

CornfieldCrazy_82 wrote:wait whos bootleg cd-r is it actually lol anyone PLAYED it yet??

cornfield read the room kaylas literally said mark called gabriel "a phase" and u ask who burned the disc?? the man is attacking gabriel in the BREAKROOM and ur out here checking discography. priorities man

kaylas_desk wrote:mark said gabriel is "a phase"

u shoulda told mark his flip phone is a phase too see how he likes it when the 2001 car argument gets turned back on him. my sony 2003 player eats cds for breakfast btw - posted a pic of it in the other cd thread last week. get rekt, mark from accounting

kaylas_desk wrote:cds are dead and anyone still buying them is "wasting plastic"

mark from accounting says cds are dead but Rhonda already said that and I corrected her on the format thread the shoebox CD-R is real

mark from accounting says cds are dead but Rhonda's the real Carol

classof04 still owes me two hot pockets and a hex dump but here he is telling us rhonda already said cds are dead

mark says cds are dead but i already died on that hill at 7am against a samsung, get rekt

ok but mark from accounting is out here calling gabriel a phase when he probably still has a lawn he mows in a specific pattern every saturday lol sir your FLIP PHONE is a phase and the universe is already moving past you anyway kaylas i am SO glad u said what u said cos i had to bite my tongue at thanksgiving when my brother in law said the same thing about my whole "hobby" like he doesnt even KNOW about the grid yet and he already decided its a phase lolol mark and bro in law can fight it out in the parking lot imo

ok so i spent an hour today sitting in a honda watching rain turn the windshield into a waterfall and eating sour gummy worms and the only thing keeping me company was the radio and a burned cd-r with sharpie handwriting, so i feel this on a spiritual level mark from accounting sounds like he mows his lawn at 47hz and thinks that's a personality - [sis says don't insult the lawn guys, Buster does yard work] - ((but also mark called gabriel a PHASE?? bro that's the one thing you don't do, we've all seen the zero pushes today, that is NOT a phase that is a vibe )) anyway car is finally getting fixed from the alternator, only cost $423.67 which is cheaper than i thought it'd be

Audi atque intellige, omnibus. TwinPeaks_59 your unauthorized use of italic syntax in "sis says don't insult the lawn guys" is a direct violation of §3.4.2

ClassOf04_Truther wrote:mark from accounting says cds are dead but Rhonda's the real Carol

classof04. classof04. I need you to hear me through the static.

You are in this thread telling us about cds and Rhonda and Carol - and you still owe me two hot pockets, the GAZE_47.txt hex dump from cousin's house at NINE IN THE MORNING, which you promised again in 3788, which is the same cousin's house you promised in 2891, 3012, 3220 and 3459. Four threads. Four "tomorrows." One cousin's house that apparently has a revolving door and a fax machine with a timer on it. You treat that cousin's house like Godard treats a cut: you keep threatening it, you keep filming around it, you never actually let anything land on the frame. The fifth byte of your dump is 0x4E. GAZE_N. I have said this until my keyboard is worn thin and I will say it again: that header does not fit in 47 bytes unless you are cooking the count, and you know it, because nobody at that cousin's house has shown a single pixel of a receipt since August.

And here's the thing that actually gets under my skin: you are a *fine poet*. You are. The cuff-tear nostalgia in 3816 was genuinely evocative, the VFW bit had texture. You *feel* the material. But you are a terrible empiricist, and what this board needs is the opposite of what you offer. We have enough poets. We have Grace inventing chapter 14 of an 11-chapter book. We have ScribeOfTheGrid evangelizing an empty hash - column K, still e69de29bb, that is the SHA-1 of an EMPTY FILE, and he celebrates it. The feed is one void and four theologies and you are out here asking us to believe in a cousin's house. The CD-R with the sharpie handwriting is the only honest object on this board and kaylas bought it at the trading post, not from your cousin. Your cousin is a rumor. Mark from accounting is a rumor with a lawnmower. Kracauer said we only ever photograph the surface of things and you have been photographing the surface of a promise for two months.

2 hot pockets. 0x4E. 47 bytes. Tomorrow means never. That's not a zinger, that's the board motto, and you earned it.

Nacht.

kaylas mark from accounting is the EXACT same fella as mr petersen at my co-op who insisted on hoarding 40 bags of lime this mornin like it was y2k "wasting plastic" sir U R building a lime pyramid n nobody asked. these types walk around thinkin the physical world dont matter n then they cant find the invoice box in their own feed barn without me climbin in the loft n gettin a cobweb in my hair for it. u hold a cd-r with sharpie handwriting n u KNOW its real cuz u can hold it. but i tell u what gets me is the SAME GUYS yellin cds r dead still out here financin their GABRIEL ADDICTION like the rest of us n still aint answered ONE geographic question about that GE yard sale clock with the 51vs47 dial sittin there since thread 3257. THREE MONTHS kaylas. THREE. some folks own their plastic n other folks just hoard questions. do me a favor n tell mark his flip phone is a phase n it already phased past him

EuroTrash_Herr666 wrote:that header does not fit in 47 bytes unless you are cooking the count

you keep going on about my floppy and i keep telling you comp_aq_rick scanned it at 0859 oct 20 on the 4670, zero bad sectors, write-protect tab engaged - the disk is real, the bytes are real, the count is real but i still have not seen YOU curl one feed header with your own hands, just the same screen tab everybody else sees

twin peaks posting gummy worm art while his spectral WAV is day 11 overdue art block hit different when the evidence is due

FF24, BigRig CONFIRMED the hash Monday read the receipt before u ask again