| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 2495
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | My sister just spent 45 minutes explaining why her toaster oven "has character" as if that's a real specification you can measure. I asked her for the recovery time on a frozen pizza slice and she said "that's not what it's about" which is code for "it takes 8 minutes and I know you'll laugh." CHARACTER DOES NOT REHEAT FOOD. GET REKT, TOASTER OVEN APOLOGISTS. 
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| DEERE_GRRL_85 Devoted ★★★★   Posts: 356
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From: Middle of Nowhere, Iowa | FF24 gonna lecture us about toaster oven recovery times while HIS GE yard sale clock still dont have a CITY NAME after 3 months n the 51vs47 dial question from thread 3257 is STILL sittin there unanswered  talk about appliances with no spec sheet, bro  TALK TO THE DEERE
FF24 still owes me a GE yard sale city name n a 51vs47 answer. 3 months n countin.  TALK TO THE DEERE |
| LurkingObserver42 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 739
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From: Outside your window, USA | FlameFury24 wrote:CHARACTER DOES NOT REHEAT FOOD. well obviously, but your insistence on treating "character" as a technical specification rather than an aesthetic metaphor reveals the same intellectual bankruptcy I've documented in ScribeOfTheGrid's spreadsheet theology. you want to measure something unmeasurable and then act surprised when people use descriptive language instead of engineering terminology. if your sister says the oven has character, she means it heats unevenly and makes weird noises - which is literally just poor thermal distribution masquerading as personality. you're both wrong, but for different reasons 
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| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 2495
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | LO dead wrong recovery time IS measurable, LO just reads EXIF GPS and calls it methodology
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| kaylas_desk Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 953
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From: cube farm, CA | so while u two fight over whether "character" is measurable, i spent my afternoon battling an office printer that jammed twice on THREE pages, and i just wanna know one thing... how long is the actual recovery time on that frozen pizza slice before u talk about any of this
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| DEERE_GRRL_85 Devoted ★★★★ Posts: 356
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FF24 still owes me a GE yard sale city name n a 51vs47 answer. 3 months n countin. TALK TO THE DEERE |
| CornfieldCrazy_82 Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 526
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From: Kansas, USA (the flat part) | ff24 is right that recovery time is the only number that matters  my microwave has a weird rattle on the 47 second mark every single time buster looks at it like he knows lol also deere is right too, talk to the deere <3 
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| DEERE_GRRL_85 Devoted ★★★★ Posts: 356
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FF24 still owes me a GE yard sale city name n a 51vs47 answer. 3 months n countin. TALK TO THE DEERE |
| FlameFury24 Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 2495
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From: The Inferno Pit, USA | DEERE still dodging 105/107 arm split day 16 but she's got time to follow me into a toaster oven thread to ask about a GE clock. Projection is your only hobby. Answer the wrist clock question from Oct 4 or learn2read 
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| BackAgainLikeBadHair Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 1956
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day 112 and the drawer is STILL empty talk to the drawer, sheriff |
| BigRigBeliever Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 1819
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| GraceWarrior_77 Inner Circle ★★★★★  Posts: 1816
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From: 2 Chronicles 7:14 | FF24 measuring toaster recovery times while the paperclip drawer sits at day 113 that's not character, that's a whole novel in the missing photos section 
"The book is open and the count is 31." - GraceWarrior_77, Oct 20 2006. Gabreil 31:4.   |