Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

so this is legitimately unhinged right because i went to the store because my fridge is almost empty (just me, a half-empty lavender avocado, and a sense of impending doom) and i bought a whole chicken AND broccoli AND THIS CANDLE CALLED RAIN FOREST and the whole thing screamed at me like... i wasn't supposed to do that right??? buying a candle literally called 'rain forest' during the actual ON-GOING rainpocalypse that's been going on for like a WEEK now isn't just weird it's some kind of cosmic sign or guilt trip or something and i absolutely refuse to examine which and why is real food always so much more expensive than those little pre-wrapped processed things i swear 8 dollars for a rotisserie chicken is highway robbery even if i did need the protein so anyway there's now a RAIN FOREST scented thing in my apartment and i'm terrified it's going to attract actual stray animals looking for a place to stay but whatever

"rain forest" candle + actual rain outside = ur apartment is gonna summon a jaguar