Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

found a tomato goin soft in the back of the fridge this afternoon. refused to waste it so i made soup instead of a sandwich and ate it slow while jotting observations on a napkin which is now sitting in a neat pile labeled "MISC OBSERVATIONS - column J" because everything has a clock runnin if you know where to look

decay as a function of time elapsed since purchase. tomato picked on a certain day, soft on one side today - that's a timestamp too, just not one the rest of you would recognize. i'm logging it. column J gets the napkin photo when i transfer it tonight. you heard it here first

ScribeOfTheGrid I like that you made soup instead of throwin it out, thats real thrifty and my grandma would approve but I gotta ask - did you check the TIME on that napkin when you wrote on it??? I mean the actual clock on the wall or your wristwatch, not column J because if you wrote it down at a :47 then that tomato had a purpose beyond supper

Regards, Dennis