Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

ok so my coworker (carl from accounting, not important) keeps putting my keyboard on the other side of my cubicle when i go to the bathroom and i swear to you i think about gabriel and like... the hoodie energy of just appearing and moving someone's WHOLE DESK SETUP six inches to the left and then disappearing into the breakroom. that's a commit right? thats a stealth push. i'm not buying that this is "just carl being passive aggressive" - i think its a sign from the universe that i need to escalate to unplugging his mouse dongle . what do we think is the gabriel-approved upper limit on office warfare before it becomes a sin. asking for a friend who is definitely not me

^ this carl totally deserves the dongle unplug lol

from an outsider's perspective, projecting divine intent onto office pranks is just workplace harassment with a theological halo