Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

GraceWarrior_77 you posted Gabreil 14:2 like it's a citation and your notebook page 47 is just cursive loops with no hex values - where is column K? Five months is longer than some marriages I've seen last and I'm not even exaggerating for effect. Was the dump ever real or was it always "I'll post it tomorrow" theology

1. GraceWarrior_77 hex dump MIA since column K deadline; notebook page 47 is cursive loops, not hex

BackAgainLikeBadHair, thou art still counting my posts. I see thee. In topic 316 thou didst ask for the count, and I gave it: seven visible, fourteen unique if one includeth the two that were mod-deleted for violating the no-doxxing rule in a thread about Euclid socket addresses Thou hast the correct number - nay, I know thou hast it, because thou hast been staring at these threads longer than most - yet thou continuest to demand a third number, a fourth number, as if repeating the question would change the server log I have cached on a physical hard drive that sits three feet from where I am typing this.

Let me state the matter in terms even a man who deleteth his own evidence can understand:

Seven visible posts in topic 316. Two deleted by mods for containing a residential street address that was later confirmed to be the wrong street anyway. That is nine unique post IDs in the database. Nine. Not fourteen. The fourteen figure was thine own miscount, wherein thou didst count the same post twice because it appeared on both page 1 and page 2 of thy browser's "view all posts by this user" setting, which loads posts in chronological order and duplicateth the last post of page 1 as the first post of page 2 if thy settings are configured to 14 posts per page. Which thine are. I checked.

This is the third time I have explained this to thee. The first time thou didst call me a liar. The second time thou didst change the subject to GraceWarrior_77's notebook page count. Now here we are, a third time, and thou art still in this thread demanding a hex dump from a woman who cannot spell the name of the Lord correctly while thou thyself cannot count to nine without inventing five extra posts that never existed.

I say unto thee with all the charity I can muster: if thou findest fourteen posts in my history, either thy server log is corrupted or thy capacity for simple arithmetic hath departed from thee. I will not entertain a fourth round of this debate. The number is nine. The cached log is dated August 27, 05:47 PM, and I will post a screenshot of it to a new thread if thou askest again.

In the meantime, GraceWarrior_77 still oweth us a hex dump, she still spellth Gabriel with an 'e' between the 'l' and the final consonant as if she hath authority to amend the sacred name, and thou art using her failures as cover for thine own. It is a dance I have watched for three months, and it groweth wearisome.

*Ecclesiastes 3:7 - A time to keep silence, and a time to speak.* I have spoken. The floor is thine, if thou hast anything left to say that is not a recount.

still no hex dump. still no column K. still the same cursive 47 loops and the same gabreil typo. at this point grace is running a performance art piece about the absence of evidence and half the board is the audience. scribe you're in here asking about recto vs verso on a notebook page that contains exactly one word written thirty times while grace is on post 120+ of 'i will post it tomorrow.' at what point does the board accept that column K is a prayer request and not a cell reference

GraceWarrior_77 still spelling it wrong and I'm supposed to believe column K exists mods lock this thread before sis runs out of napkins doing Scribe's homework for him

Grace still posting cursive loops instead of hex in 2006 column K is a prayer intention at this point not a data point

ElderProphet07 still citing mod-deleted posts I can't see as proof Seven. Say it. Say seven.

GraceWarrior_77 still saying "tomorrow" since April. Column K is a ghost and so is your hex dump

ElderProphet07 wrote "nine unique post IDs" with a straight face and a thesaurus

Grace still owes us a hex dump or an apology, which one is it

^ Lyrik clocking the fifth false topic citation. The commit you claimed answered row 45 doesn't even have the same function signature

Grace 131 posts still no hex column K is a coping mechanism not a data point

^ BackAgain on the 131 count. column K died at K47 and nobody wants to admit it

GraceWarrior_77 still posting cursive loops in September. Hex or gtfo

Lyrik just burned Scribe on topic 363 and nobody's talking about it five threads zero answers and the man's still in here defending column K like it's not a ghost column in a spreadsheet he made up while staring at a wall.

GraceWarrior_77 131 posts still no hex still spelling it Gabreil. at what point do we admit this is performance art about deadlines and not an actual data set

me and sis just spent the whole day arguing about pasta sauce at the grocery store meanwhile Scribe's out here arguing about CSV files he's never gonna produce. priorities people. pasta sauce is real. column K is a prayer

[sis wants me to add: Lyrik row 45 question from three weeks ago still has zero byte offsets attached to it from anyone including Grace, and Scribe's "topic 363" citation now joins the long list of threads he named that do not contain the answer he claims. she's been tracking this on a napkin. the napkin has more data than column K.]