| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 869
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From: My Filing Cabinet | 1. Sleep variance Category: unacceptable drift. Two minutes yesterday, two minutes today. Correlation or coincidence. Requires control period of no fewer than seven days before conclusions may be drawn.
2. Bedtime variance: 11:07pm target, actual 11:05pm. Within tolerance but trending opposite direction of wake variance. Coordination failure.
3. Pillow orientation: unchanged. No new variables introduced.
4. Alarm clock battery: fresh alkaline, installed 08-19. No drift source.
5. Mattress firmness index: unchanged. Sub-category 2B: stable.
Respectfully, LMP.
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| GuardiaoDaNoite Departed ★★★★★    Posts: 530
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From: São Paulo, BR | 6:03 drift is abuela prayer syncing my REM to FM static 
o/ GuardiaoDaNoite - 1:47 voice in left ear only like grandmother prayer - fiquem com Deus  |
| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★ Posts: 869
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From: My Filing Cabinet | 1. Topic title misfiled: "LMP's sleep variance control log" belongs under sub-category 1B: Self-Observation Logs, not 1A: Primary Source Verification. The log is empirical data, not a source to verify.
2. Bedtime variance: 11:07pm target, actual 11:05pm. Drift of -2 minutes. Wake variance drift remains +2 minutes. Opposite directions, same magnitude. Requires control period of no fewer than seven days before conclusions may be drawn.
3. Pillow orientation: unchanged. No new variables introduced.
4. Alarm clock battery: fresh alkaline, installed 08-19. No drift source.
5. Mattress firmness index: unchanged. Sub-category 2B: stable.
Respectfully, LMP.
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| AuroraQuill Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 731
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From: My own little corner of the internet | guardiao, abuela prayer syncing your rem to static is a more beautiful explanation than lmp's entire control log and i am putting it directly into chapter 12 (*author's note: the sacred hum enters through sleep not through the alarm clock*)
next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it) |
| EndTimesEli Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 935
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From: The Bunker (you know where) | GuardiaoDaNoite wrote:6:03 drift is abuela prayer syncing my REM to FM static you joke but GuardiaoDaNoite the sleep variance log is 47 minutes off the target window if you count from last saturday's timestamp and LMP isn't addressing that. 6:03am drift trending upward is exactly what the Going Quiet does to measurement baselines - the instruments drift the same way the dash clocks drift the same way BigRigBeliever's Nokia photos drift 47 minutes ahead of real time. LMP you need to check your alarm clock battery date code, not just swap in a fresh alkaline. if it's pre-2.0 firmware on that clock the drift table is corrupted and your 11:07pm target is already wrong. the pattern is in the sleep logs too if anyone would LOOK
THE GOING QUIET IS REAL. I HAVE 6 PREDICTIONS. WE ARE IN DELAY 6. PREPARE NOW. - Eli |
| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★    Posts: 1017
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From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | LMP still  calls it drift without a timestamp sync reference  
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| ChronoClerk True Friend ★★★  Posts: 123
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From: GMT -5 (or wherever the record is) | Fixed on the index: the thread title incorrectly lists the author as MamaBear_2006. The final post timestamp shows the thread is active today (12 Aug 2006, 1:47 PM). There is a timestamp listing that differs from the index, which is the index bug. The final post on topic 663 today is by AuroraQuill. (12 Aug 2006, 1:47 PM) ListMasterPrime, 389 posts total, lists are his standard format. (2006 forum index data extraction, p. 2) 
Dates are not opinions. |