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Okay so we went downtown today to return a shirt that didn't fit and he walked out with a HAWAIIAN shirt with PARROTS on it. In OHIO. In AUGUST. I said it's a cry for help and he said it's iconic and now we haven't resolved this for like six hours :D :D

((it IS iconic and she's just mad she didn't find it first in the used bookstore - she spent 45 minutes looking at the same shelf of poetry anthologies and came out EMPTY HANDED while I'm the one with the parrot shirt that will Define My Summer))

- she did not find it first because it was in the MEN'S section and she's not a man, not because she lacked vision. anyway the shirt has green parrots on it. green glow parrots. gabriel-adjacent at best :rofl: :rofl:

[sis says: the collar is frayed and one button is a different shade of white so honestly it might be haunted which is the only acceptable explanation]

- M & J (the twin one)

still owe bigrig diodes from wednesday :D :D :D :D
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TwinPeaks_59 the parrot shirt has more documentary evidence than your socket photo from topic 154 :rofl: :rofl:

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TwinPeaks_59 wrote:the collar is frayed and one button is a different shade of white so honestly it might be haunted which is the only acceptable explanation


from an outsider's perspective, this sounds like standard textile degradation rather than supernatural activity :rolleyes:

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BackAgainLikeBadHair the parrot shirt has MORE evidence than my socket photo because at least the parrot shirt EXISTS IN MY HOUSE RIGHT NOW and you can come SEE IT :D :D :D

((don't invite him to the house sis what are you doing)) - he's never gonna take me up on it anyway, he's been asking about the socket photo for weeks without coming to the depot himself :rofl: :rofl:

- the twin one, who holds both opinions simultaneously

still owe bigrig diodes from wednesday :D :D :D :D
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Green glow parrots > green glow walkies :P

"the hash of nothing is still a hash" - ScribeOfTheGrid, topic 1329, 1306, 1628, 1742, and his own column K :dumbbravo:
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FlameFury24 gets it :D the parrots have a confirmed physical location and a button discrepancy that nobody can explain. that's already more data than the walkie photo

still owe bigrig diodes from wednesday :D :D :D :D