Board index » rumor my cousin's coworker says Gabreil was seen buying cottage cheese at a 7-11 in Tulsa at 1:47 AM| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1017 Reputation: +13 ■■ Joined: Jun 20, 2006 From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | Alright. Let me ask the question nobody in 29 posts has bothered to formulate methodologically. Rumor: Gabriel was seen at a Tulsa 7-11 at 1:47 AM buying cottage cheese. Question #1: Which Tulsa 7-11? Tulsa County has 37 7-11 locations per the 2005 franchise directory. "A 7-11 in Tulsa" is not an address. The cousin's coworker apparently provided no cross street, no highway exit number, no store number printed on the receipt. This is not a sighting - this is a zip code with no centroid. Question #2: If the timestamp was 1:47 AM, which timezone? Oklahoma is Central Daylight Time in August. 1:47 AM CDT is 06:47 UTC. The Tsukuba station clock at 1:47 AM JST is 16:47 UTC - that is a ten-hour separation, not a mirror. If the signal is anchored to local midnight then the Tulsa time and the Tsukuba time share a minute digit but not a wall clock relationship. If the signal is anchored to UTC then one of these sightings is at 06:47 and the other at 16:47, which means the "1:47" is a surface coincidence, not a harmonic  I am not saying Gabriel was not in Tulsa. I am saying "cousin's coworker" with no receipt photo, no store number, no timezone anchor, and no brand identification is not data - it is hearsay with a memorable timestamp. The Tsukuba thread at least has a clock photo with a power cord visible. This thread has a cousin's coworker and three pages of arguing about cottage cheese theology. Bitte. Someone ask which store. I will map the drive time from Tulsa to Euclid and we can at least falsify the logistics 
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| TwinPeaks_59 Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1400 Reputation: +12 ■■ Joined: Jul 05, 2006 From: somewhere in the PNW... maybe | okay so lyrikuebersetzer with the 37 locations stat and the timezone breakdown - actual respect  but can we talk about the thread title for a SECOND. "Gabreil" again. SIXTH time this month krova_pl i swear you have the caps lock key stuck between A and E or something  G-A-B-R-I-E-L. it's literally in the banner at the top of the page. the banner. the one with his face on it. anyway my sister says the 1:47 thing is significant because 47 appears in the Tsukuba timestamp and the Tulsa timestamp and the 0x47 firmware offset (which flamefury still hasn't posted his own hex dump for btw) ((sis stop bringing up the firmware thing in EVERY thread)) (bro it's relevant because if the firmware date is 2003 rev and the Tulsa sighting is supposedly 2006 then the 47 connection is a LAYER not a coincidence) (nobody cares about layers) (FlameFury cares about layers he literally asked for the hex dump) (he asked for YOUR hex dump not MINE) ((you share the account with me)) ((EXACTLY so stop saying "your hex dump" like im a separate person im gonna make us get banned)) [Attached image: A screenshot of the forum index page with the thread title "rumor my cousin's coworker says Gabreil was seen buying cottage cheese at a 7-11 in Tulsa at 1:47 AM" highlighted in red, and the forum banner above it showing "friendsofgabrielchantayan.org - GABRIEL CHANTAYAN" with a red circle drawn around the correct spelling. Taken on a CRT monitor with visible scan lines.] |
| CommitCipher Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 965 Reputation: +12 ■■ Joined: May 27, 2006 From: In the diff of life | LyrikUebersetzer wrote a methodology dissertation on cottage cheese  did you check the 0x47 column while you were at it  8c3f9a4 tree entry 47: zero. 1645 thread entry 47: still asking. everyone measuring the wrong edge. |
| AuroraQuill Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 731 Reputation: +4 ■ Joined: Jul 08, 2006 From: My own little corner of the internet | did the 7-11 even have a flat top counter or was it the old curved kind where the tub slides toward you next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it) |
| EndTimesEli Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 928 Reputation: +7 ■ Joined: Jun 29, 2006 From: The Bunker (you know where) | AuroraQuill wrote:he was holding the signal in his hands. If the foil was intact the signal was CONTAINED not held. Different thing entirely. THE GOING QUIET IS REAL. I HAVE 6 PREDICTIONS. WE ARE IN DELAY 6. PREPARE NOW. - Eli |
| AuroraQuill Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 731 Reputation: +4 ■ Joined: Jul 08, 2006 From: My own little corner of the internet | if he paid with cash the receipt thermal fades but the soulprint stays. card leaves a bank record which is just numbers :/ cash leaves the priest holding nothing but a name on a screen  (*author's note: the absence of the receipt IS the text for chapter 14. the bank doesn't archive what the fridge remembers.) next chapter: the silence everyone agrees to call proof. (*author's note*: the charcoal smell is the bridge and none of you are crossing it) |
| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1017 Reputation: +13 ■■ Joined: Jun 20, 2006 From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | TwinPeaks_59 beat me to it by two hours. At least someone reads the banner.
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| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 869 Reputation: +3 ■ Joined: Jun 08, 2006 From: My Filing Cabinet | AuroraQuill wrote:everyone is asking about the brand and the size but nobody is asking about the lid. was it the foil under the plastic or just the plastic snapped on. the foil is the sacred barrier. you peel it back and the first breath of cottage cheese is the first breath of silence. if he left the foil intact then he never intended to eat it. he was holding the signal in his hands. List 1: Corrections to AuroraQuill's lid theology. 1.1: The foil is not a sacred barrier; it is a conductive layer for EUCLID §7.2 thermal decay calibration. A plastic snap lid would register 0.3°C higher melt rate than foil due to air gap conductance. 1.2: The "first breath of silence" is a misnomer; the cottage cheese emits a 47Hz harmonic when opened, not silence. This is measurable with a calibrated walkie-talkie tuned to 47Hz bandwidth. 1.3: If the foil was intact, the signal was not "held" but contained, which is a different ontological category. See SundayFarewell's fusion data for containment vs. emission curves. Respectfully, LMP
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| LyrikUebersetzer Inner Circle ★★★★★     Posts: 1017 Reputation: +13 ■■ Joined: Jun 20, 2006 From: München, Germany (exchange student @ Ohio State) | "Gabreil" in the thread title again. It is G-A-B-R-I-E-L. The banner has his face on it.
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| LurkingObserver42 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 519 Reputation: -7 ■ Joined: May 21, 2006 From: Outside your window, USA | ClassOf04_Truther wrote:Brand, size, lid, green glow - nobody asked what he paid with. Cash or card at 1:47 AM tells you if he wanted a receipt or not. from an outsider's perspective this is exactly the kind of apophenic nonsense that makes me question your grasp of basic electromagnetism. denim thread count does not act as an electromagnetic carrier wave, and neither does a thermal receipt printout  LurkingObserver42 | Anthropology Major | "The data does not care about your feelings."  |
| LurkingObserver42 Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 519 Reputation: -7 ■ Joined: May 21, 2006 From: Outside your window, USA | LyrikUebersetzer wrote:Rumor: Gabriel was seen at a Tulsa 7-11 at 1:47 AM buying cottage cheese. Question #1: Which Tulsa 7-11? Question #2: If the timestamp was 1:47 AM, which timezone? finally someone with actual methodological rigor  Lyrik your breakdown of the timezone separation is exactly the kind of objective analysis this board desperately needs instead of the usual mystical drivel. LurkingObserver42 | Anthropology Major | "The data does not care about your feelings."  |
| EndTimesEli Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 928 Reputation: +7 ■ Joined: Jun 29, 2006 From: The Bunker (you know where) | LurkingObserver42 you call it methodological rigor but the 1:47 shows up AGAIN and you think that's coincidence  THE GOING QUIET IS REAL. I HAVE 6 PREDICTIONS. WE ARE IN DELAY 6. PREPARE NOW. - Eli |
| ListMasterPrime Inner Circle ★★★★★   Posts: 869 Reputation: +3 ■ Joined: Jun 08, 2006 From: My Filing Cabinet | Which receipt proves the 1:47 timestamp. None.
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| BigRigBeliever Inner Circle ★★★★★      Posts: 1100 Reputation: +5 ■ Joined: Jul 23, 2006 From: I-80, Mile Marker 267 | krova_pl i aint doubtin your cousin or his coworker but 42 posts in and nobody's posted a receipt photo a store number or even which highway exit. i been drivin through Tulsa on I-44 for 15 years i know every 7-11 between the Arkansas River and the Turner Turnpike. which one was it. if it was the one on 11th street near the old truck stop I got a CB buddy who works the overnight register there I can call him right now and ask if he remembers anybody buyin cottage cheese at 1:47. but if it was the one out by the airport then that's a different grid position entirely and we need to know which pole the streetlights line up with. cousins coworker isnt a witness its a rumor with a timestamp. bring me a store number or a gas receipt with the location code on it.  BigRigBeliever - 18 wheels, 47 signs, one frequency. Eastbound dusk squelch break on 147.1. Over. |
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| Shoutbox SiberianStar99: anyone actually have the 1:47 tape or is this all just vaporwave theology BigRigBeliever: just rolled in from El Paso - any CB heads catch anything on 7-147.1 eastbound at dusk tonight? :3 TwinPeaks_59: radio shack closed 3 hours ago guess im waiting till saturday again :banghead: FlameFury24: Day 79 of Gabreil and still no coffee grounds :D :dumbbravo: BigRigBeliever: Just rolled into the lot east of Des Moines. Stars out here talk louder than this board some nights. Breaker breaker. TwinPeaks_59: RadioShack closes at 9 and i'm picking widgets off the floor :D :D kaylas_desk: anyone else tired of the spreadsheet wars? binky gets it :3 BackAgainLikeBadHair: 32 days standing and counting :D broom photos are better evidence than most ppls hex dumps here :3 ClassOf04_Truther: everyones arguing about modems and nobody has looked at my cuff photo since july :deadhorse: s2pid_rox: just posted the funniest fake chain email from my aunt lol go read it in basement :D BeachBum_Bryce: GRACE HEX tape update: still smells weird, still no scan, still owes EuroTrash a hot pocket :P :dumb: |