Friends of Gabriel Chantayan

I ran a SUMIF across C3:C47 (Gabriel's August scrobbles, minute column) against D1:D30 (my wake-up offsets, July 26 to Aug 24) and the results are genuinely disturbing. Ranked from "probably coincidence" to "I am actually concerned":

5. "Time" at 3:14am on Aug 3 - the 4 aligns but it's a cover, not original, so I discounted it 0.3 weight
4. "Bittersweet Symphony" at 8:52pm Aug 11 - the 52 is there but 52 appears in my offsets exactly ONCE, on a Saturday, which doesn't fit the weekday symmetry
3. "Every Breath You Take" at 6:44am Aug 14 - double 4s, okay that's a lot, but my offsets that day were -2 and +6, the average is 4 so it's borderline
2. "Where Is My Mind" at 4:44am Aug 7 - triple 4s plus the play count on my iPod that day was 7, which loops back to the June changeover, and I cannot explain this
1. "Nothing Compares 2 U" at 7:56pm Aug 2 - the 5 and 6 in the minute digit give a SUM of 11, and my offset THAT SAME DAY was negative 11 minutes (woke at 6:49 instead of 7:00). If you map 56 onto my offset sign reversal formula, row 19 column G in the hidden sheet, it resolves to a coordinate pair (41.9032, -87.6231). Where is that? I checked. It's the exact center of the Euclid Avenue lamp grid.

Someone verify my SUMIF range before FlameFury24 shows up calling this a circlejerk

So the proof is a SUMIF against a hidden sheet you won't post?

BackAgainLikeBadHair wrote:So the proof is a SUMIF against a hidden sheet you won't post?

^ this scribe buddy you put "Nothing Compares 2 U" at #1 and the hidden sheet resolves to... the center of Euclid? where we ALL were?? with our FLUKES?? bro that's not a revelation that's a ZIP CODE

(sis says the SUMIF methodology is actually valid for the triple 4 alignment though. ((IT IS, THE 4:44 THING IS REAL, I'M JUST SAYING THE EUCLID COORDINATE IS CIRCULAR REASONING)) ((YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT CIRCULAR REASONING MEANS)) ((I PASSED STATISTICS, J)) ((NO YOU DIDN'T, MOM SIGNED YOUR NAME)))

TwinPeaks_59 still dodge the eastbound dusk CB voice frequency since JULY

Hidden sheet row 19 column G coordinates posted for "Nothing Compares 2 U" proof?

ScribeOfTheGrid your SUMIF resolves to Euclid center but the hidden sheet 0x47 is still blank where's the July commit value