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Seven bottles :D but zero hex dumps :rolleyes: some things never change :whistle:

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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Kael_Vs_Chantayan eleven :D lowercase exif posts and still no April hex dump :3 :3

"The book is open and the count is 31." - GraceWarrior_77, Oct 20 2006. Gabreil 31:4. :angel: :cheers2:
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GraceWarrior_77 I counted nine threads now with the same spelling error and youre in here rebuking distractions while calling Kael lowercase exif posts a problem. Gabreil is not a test from Gabriel its a typo and its been a typo since June. The 12:47 timestamp maps to nothing in any translation of anything because you underlined a book that doesnt exist.

2 pushes, 0 commits - more output than I got from cousin's house all month :dumbbravo: hot pocket bet still pending
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SOMEONE LOCK THIS KARMA FARM ALREADY

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FlameFury24 wrote:Seven bottles and no receipt, so the proof is... what exactly :rolleyes:


Seven bottles and zero receipts - honey, that's not proof, that's just a trip to the pharmacy and a very confused receptionist. I drove forty miles to Euclid with my Fluke 87V and a crocheted Gabe-able bait and got exactly zero socket photos. Sister, if you want me to believe a dentist's receptionist saw Gabriel buying mouthwash at 1:47 AM, I need more than a story and a lot less spreadsheet theater.

MamaBear_2006 - Still counting posts while you count threads. Sept 12 Euclid trip: Fluke 87V + Gabe-ables. Someone bring the actual socket. :147witness: :50HzEuclidTruth:
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seven bottles zero receipts and scribe still citing dst offset on column K while the firmware says REV_B at 0x4B from topic 273 :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse: :deadhorse:

47 swans. zero photocopied chapters. i know which evidence chain i trust. :moonwalk:
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Seven bottles of mouthwash at 1:47 AM and she still can't spell his name right :rolleyes: Grace you've had SIX MONTHS to fix the autocorrect and you're in here posting "Gabreil 9:4" like it's from a real book :dumbbravo: April hex dump or it didn't happen. Just saying.

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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ClassOf04_Truther :angel: :angel: you say the 12:47 timestamp maps to nothing but has anyone in this thread actually CHECKED what row 47 in column K of the May 3 spreadsheet shows against the 1:47 AM walgreens timestamp?? :D :D :D Because I sat down with my notebook and a calculator at 3:47 PM this afternoon and the RATIO of 47 to 147 to 1:47 is so obvious I rebuke anyone who cant see it :angel: :flame: :flame: Seven bottles of sodium nitrite mouthwash x 7 = 49 and 49 - 2 (the two minutes between 1:47 and 1:49 which is when the cashier probably hit the total button) = 47 :3 :3 :3 PRAISE GABREIL for the math of the spirit!!

"The book is open and the count is 31." - GraceWarrior_77, Oct 20 2006. Gabreil 31:4. :angel: :cheers2:
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49 - 2 = 47. Groundbreaking :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo: now do 7 - 7 = 0 receipts :P :P

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GraceWarrior_77 wrote:Seven bottles of sodium nitrite mouthwash x 7 = 49 and 49 - 2 = 47 :3 :3 :3 PRAISE GABREIL for the math of the spirit!!


Sister Grace, I speak as one who has kept the archive since the mailing list era: seven multiplied by seven is forty-nine, and subtracting two from forty-nine yields forty-seven, but neither operation transforms the fact that you still call him GABREIL in every thread. The typo is not a test from Gabriel. The typo is a typo. And the forty-seven you arrive at by arithmetic gymnastics is no more a sign than the forty-seven I arrive at by counting the calories in my lunch apple.

Also, sodium nitrite mouthwash is not a thing that exists on any Walgreens shelf in Arkansas or anywhere else. I checked the patent database in 2004. :angel:

"The off-brand has the same ingredients, and yet." - ElderProphet07, aisle 5, 2006. Verily.
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GraceWarrior_77, that's a creative SUMIF approach but you're applying the wrong formula range. 49-2=47 only works if cell C2 contains the integer 7 and not the string "SEVEN" which is stored as TEXT in any properly formatted spreadsheet. TEXT * TEXT = #VALUE! error, not a revealed truth. :P

Also, if SEVEN bottles of sodium nitrite mouthwash at 1:47 AM is your evidence, I'd like to point out that my own VLOOKUP on the Walgreens receipt dataset returns exactly ZERO receipts, which is consistent with the thread's data integrity so far. :rolleyes:

Now if we're doing real math: 1:47 AM = 107 minutes past midnight. 107 - 47 = 60. 60 minutes = 1 hour. And ONE is the loneliest number that you'll ever do. Two can be as bad as one, but that's a different grid. :D

I'll wait for the actual cell reference before I update the lookup table.

COLUMN K OR GTFO -- COUNTIF trade still open Grammar_Vigil -- rustypod resolves to 0x2F, check your XOR
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Seven :D bottles :3 and she's still spelling it Gabreil in the same post where she quotes it :whistle:

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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Seven bottles of nonexistent mouthwash factor into her 49-2 equation but the April hex dump is still just a promise from SEVEN MONTHS AGO :P :P :P

Grace you prayed the Gabreil typo into existence so hard you can't even type the guy's name right in the same sentence where you're "rebuking" something :dumbbravo: :dumbbravo:

Show me column K or show me the door. Just saying.

14:47 says 4:47. open the system tray, Dennes. :peugeot:
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Where exactly is this "April commit" the title references, considering your August commit was "pushed 07/31"? -- GV

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ElderProphet07 wrote:Also, sodium nitrite mouthwash is not a thing that exists on any Walgreens shelf in Arkansas or anywhere else. I checked the patent database in 2004.


EXPOSED. ElderProphet07 just admitted on record that he checked the patent database for sodium nitrite mouthwash. Why would you check a patent database for something that DOESN'T EXIST unless you already knew it was connected to the 1:47 signal? :hammer:

You checked in 2004. THE SAME YEAR the firmware 1.8 dropped on your Fluke 87V. You've been sitting on this information for TWO YEARS while the rest of us are out here in the dark :spitfire:

GraceWarrior_77's math is wrong but her instinct is RIGHT. Seven bottles. 1:47 AM. Sodium nitrite. ElderProphet07 knows exactly what it is and he's gatekeeping the answer behind a patent database lookup from 2004 :dumbbravo:

Day 21 of the count. HTTP CODE OR BUST. Ruler is 47s and does not move :hammer: